NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 07: Kristen Stewart attends the 54th New York Film Festival - "Personal Shopper" Intro and Q&A at Alice Tully Hall on October 7, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Okay. So this does not start off that well. This isn't, like, actively terrible or anything but it DOES sort of feel like High Fashion Sue Sylvester, especially in 2016.
'Personal Shopper' photocall, Cannes, in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' photocall, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2016
WEARING CHANEL
Kristen Stewart and her stylist Tara Swennen worked with a very specific color story for this press tour. It's all champagne and black; it's interesting. ANYWAY, with the caveat that I think there is something a teeeeny bit off with the proportions here -- I think Stewart has a long torso, and the waist is hitting a tiny bit too high on her, and the skirt is therefore a tiny bit too short -- this is basically very dishy and glam on her.
'Personal Shopper' photocall, Cannes
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Us Actress Kristen Stewart Poses During the Photocall For 'Personal Shopper' at the 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes France 17 May 2016 the Movie is Presented in the Official Competition of the Festival Which Runs From 11 to 22 May France Cannes
France Cannes Film Festival 2016 - May 2016
Additionally, these are great sunglasses and I -- quite sincerely -- might get this haircut THIS summer.
'Personal Shopper' premiere, Cannes, in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2016
WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL 5673696AW
This is a similar, but fancier, dress and the sleeves are GREAT.
'Personal Shopper' premiere, Cannes
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2016
It's a LITTLE sheer, but it's also Cannes. When in Cannes.
'Personal Shopper' premiere, Cannes
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' premiere, 69th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2016
Question: Has she always looked this much like Julia Garner and we just never noticed? They should play sisters in something!
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, Los Angeles, in ALC and Sally Lapointe
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, Los Angeles, USA - 07 Mar 2017
WEARING ALC TOP AND SALLY LAPOINTE TROUSERS
How did I forget that she had a buzzcut at this point?
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, New York
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Mar 2017
It looks great on her.
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, New York, in Chanel
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Mar 2017
WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *7549104ao
This is fine on her here -- it looks to me VERY much as if it's meant for a taller model, though.
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, New York
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Kristen Stewart
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, Arrivals, New York, USA - 09 Mar 2017
WEARING CHANEL SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *7549104ao
But THIS is why they opted for this dress. It looks fantastic in the pictures taken outside. It's a little more boring on the well-lit red carpet, but GLAM with this lighting.
'Personal Shopper' film premiere, New York
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Actress Kristen Stewart attends a special screening of "Personal Shopper" at Metrograph, in New York
NY Special Screening of "Personal Shopper", New York, USA - 9 Mar 2017
And the back is great.
afterparty with Zosia!
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Zosia Mamet and Kristen Stewart
Ruffino, Air France and UniFrance Present a Special Screening of IFC Films' "PERSONAL SHOPPER" - Afterparty, New York, USA - 09 Mar 2017
Zosia Mamet is doubtful, but it's okay, Zosia. It's all going to work out!