Kim
How much do you want to bet that a LOT of people were unsure whether Left Friend was actually a Kardashian, or even blond Kim. (It is actually Larsa Pippen, who is married to Scottie and was one of the Housewives of Wherever, so probably many of you were on this before I was.) Anyway, Kim as usual looks rained-on and as if she needed three people to pull on her skirt. Maybe she actually just stood under a spray of oil and it took care of both things at once.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall's clutch is almost as big as her dress. It is also arguably equally as big as Kim's skirt, and could replace it in the event of an accident.
Khloe Kardashian
Honest question: Has her nose disappeared? Another honest question: What IS this? Doe she host some kind of disco aerobics cocktail party?
with Kourtney
"NO SERIOUSLY KHLOE, did you not get the memo about skirts?"
Kris Jenner
Mama Kris at least looks fine.
Kanye West
"I also did not get a memo about skirts." Sidebar: I am almost surprised Kanye hasn't started wearing skirts. SURELY that's something he's going to explore during one of his bouts of freewheeling expression. (Did you watch him on Kimmel? It was... fascinating.)
Dave Chappelle
"Yeah, Kanye called and told me he needed some better conversation. But since it's the Kardashians I figured SOMETHING I wore ought to be see-through."