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# Kylie Minogue Is Wrapped Up in a Bow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kylie-minogue-is-wrapped-up-in-a-bow-11-2025/
- Published: 2025-11-14T20:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2025-11-14T05:13:35.000Z
- Description: (It's thematic.)
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

Normally, my snarky comment here would be something like, "what? Is she dressed up like a *Christmas present* or something???" but...well, yes???? What else are you supposed to wear to \[*checks notes\]* light the holiday lights at Battersea Power Station?\*

*\*now a mall.*

###### (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Battersea Power Station)