Kristen Wiig in Rodarte

I JUST said in the other post that this didn't really seem like a big naked event, and then here comes Kristen, dressed as a widow's veil.

Quinta Brunson

I think her sideboob could stand to be a tad more wrangled, but this is otherwise very sleek on her.

Demi Lovato in Salih Balta

This is fine, but my gosh, those Saint Laurent shoes with the little pointy tips are THE WORST. They look like they should dispense eyedrops or something.

Paloma Elsesser

This is very good, and PERFECTLY wrangled for this photo.

Jon M. Chu

Very handsome. And so close to being done with Wicked! Just like 4-5 more months, sir.

Damson Idris

The suit looks like it resents having a shirt stuffed underneath. I might've foregone that, and picked some glittery shoes instead of whatever that color is.

Billy Zane

Billy Zane was there, looking like Billy Zane.

Troye Sivan

This runs out of steam on its way down.

Kathryn Hahn in Lanvin

She has wacky taste, but this is very regal on her.

Kerry Condon in custom Fendi

This could be worse! I actually don't mind this at all. It might not need the lace edging.

Lorde in Versace

This originally had a short striped skirt, and I wish they'd kept that but added the length. I also don't know why she decided to go with consumptive makeup.

Charlie Hunnam in Gucci

Everything seems in order here.

Ariana Greenblatt in McQueen

Sure! It's like... glam Charlie Brown.

Paris Hilton in Gucci

Pass.

Edward Norton, Shauna Robertson, both in Gucci

Edward, get thy ankles to a tailor.

Odessa A'zion in Gucci

She is Pamela Adlon's daughter, I just learned. She's in the new I Love LA, and the forthcoming Marty Supreme. Before that gauntlet begins, she too will need a tailor. Maybe she and Ed can look together.

Cristin Milioti

This is serving My Husband Mysteriously Fell Off Our Yacht in St. Tropez, Shrug.

Tallulah Willis in Gucci

And this woman brought her Tarot cards and you WILL get a reading.

Alton Mason in Gucci

Delightfully tactile.

Dixie D'Amelio in Gucci

This is a lazy naked dress AND a lazy Old Hollywood Glam Fur Stole dress. Everyone was asleep at the wheel!

Yes, There Was a Dark Side at the LACMA Gala

It's not a bad thing.