Elle Fanning in Gucci

I understand the appeal of this outfit -- it's sort of Haute Halloween in a way that is vampiric and fun, and she rarely opts for the sheers. On the other hand, you could definitely convince someone that this was a last-minute outfit thrown together with undies and a bunch of tulle.

Betye Saar and CCH Pounder

CCH is a queen, obviously, and Betye Saar is a very influential and fascinating artist (and 95 years old), as well as a true LA native. Her Wikipedia is well-worth your time.

Alexis Ohanian and Serena Williams in Gucci

I just pulled this photo because they look so cute together.

Serena Williams in Gucci

I told you that Gucci is SO in on these forearm feathers -- Serena also wore them at their fashion show last week -- and this version appears to actually be gloves. Which sort of makes more sense to me than arm warmers? I guess the time has come for designers to need to invent more accessories. ANYWAY. I think Serena looks good here but I'm not a personal fan of this flower-choker situation that Gucci is working on because it has slight saloon girl vibe.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jake Gyllenhaal

It's hard to tell here, but Maggie Gyllenhaal is kinda wearing a fancy wine bag. (Who doesn't at least FEEL like a wine bag, fancy or otherwise, these days?) Jake Gyllenhaal looks like a man in search of his yacht.

Lee Min Ho in Kimseoryong

Unimpeachable. AND DREAMY.

D-Nice in Gucci

This look is also SO dapper and his lapel pin is a dream.

Law Roach

I think this is embossed leather -- if you embiggen it -- and it's really rad.

Tyler the Creator in Gucci

This is his look lately and it gives me an Academy Awards CPA But Fashion vibe.

Camila Morrone in Versace

Right, right, right.

Steven Yeun and Joana Pak

Speaking of handsome!

Sydney Sweeney in Saint Laurent

I think she needs a cuff bracelet and also you should know that this dress has more side boob than you'd know from this shot.

Ariana DeBose

This has a 90s prom vibe that makes me feel pleasantly nostalgic. She is seriously always SO cute.

Charli D'Amelio in Alex Perry

This is hard to find too much fault with, honestly.

Dixie D'Amelio in Alexandre Vauthier

She's only just 20 and I think this dress might be a little mature for someone so young? But that's hardly a massive sin.

Addison Rae in Saint Laurent

This dress has been making the rounds!

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann

This is reasonable and Leslie's dress is secretly sexy.

Leslie Mann

I love how severe it is from the front. (If I were famous, I think I'd dress like a nun 85% of the time.)

Ava DuVernay

Chic as usual.

Billie Eilish

I love Billie and I feel like Gucci keeps low-key dressing her like she's caught in a net for some reason?

LACMA Art + Film Gala: Folks in Basic (Or Not So) Black

This annual cavalcade of Gucci continues!