Nicole Richie

From the waist up, she looks fantastic. From the waist down, she looks like her BeDazzled bodysuit went rogue and came unsnapped at the worst possible moment.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

I must say that, as silly as I think it is when people wear sunglasses at night, unless you're in a Corey Hart tribute band (which it's totally possible Joel Madden is, honestly), Joel looks pretty sharp. And Nicole looks surprisingly like Sarah Michelle Geller here. Can they play half-sisters in a buddy comedy movie for Lifetime where they solve crimes and right wrongs?

Nicole Richie Hair

This manages to be both completely insane, totally impressive, and rather like something you find to hang off a doorknob at Cost Plus, but that doesn't entirely mean I don't like it.

LACMA Gala Fug Carpet: Nicole Richie

I wish I got a dollar every time I used the following words: Well, she looks great from the neck up. [Photos: Getty]