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Rowan Blanchard
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
This is sufficiently tacky that Alexis Carrington Colby wouldn't even offer her cheap caviar.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
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Salma Hayek
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Catherine Opie and Guillermo Del Toro - Presented by Gucci
And this is Krystle Carrington Dresses For Dinner.
St. Vincent in Gucci
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St Vincent
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
She looks like she fell asleep at an '80s house party and just woke up. What IS it with Gucci and '80s nostalgia?
Andra Day in Zac Posen
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Andra Day
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
She deserves way more than all that stretching, pulling satin.
Dakota Johnson in Gucci
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Dakota Johnson
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
I like the dramatic Glamorous Witch look on Dakota.
Lana Del Rey in Gucci
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Lana Del Rey
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
Whereas she looks like a witch who's fallen on hard times.
Mia Maestro in Gucci
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Mia Maestro
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
If that was lined with soething other than her best Macy's slip, it might be interesting.
Kim Kardashian in vintage Gucci
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Kim Kardashian
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
A lot of things look good on Kim, but a plain satin shift with weirdly lazy bust laces is not one of them. She almost never looks sloppy, but isn't that basically how this feels?
Kourtney in vintage Gucci
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This doesn't look like it's quite the right size, either, but it's better than her sister's. If also deadly boring.
Karrueche Tran and Victor Cruz
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Victor Cruz and Karrauche Tran
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
These two are a dashing pair but I'm so distracted by his suit being blue and her dress being black.
Zoe Kravitz in Gabriela Hearst
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Zoƫ Kravitz
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
Zoe Kravitz, clearly the smartest person here, wore someone else entirely.
Hari Nef in Gucci
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Hari Nef
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
This almost looks related to Zoe's, but isn't. It's pretty except for the giant crow that died on it.
ASAP Rocky
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A$AP Rocky
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
He's going to make a GREAT Miss Hannigan.
Courtney Love in Gucci
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Courtney Love
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
I guess Courtney just really wanted to look jaundiced.
Liberty Ross in The Vampire's Wife
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Liberty Ross
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
The Vampire's Wife is doing Gucci better than Gucci is.
Rosanna Arquette
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Rosanna Arquette
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
This isn't bad, but the matching boots are a bit much. Perhaps she was just listening to a whole bunch of Prince this week.
Billie Lourd in Gucci
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Billie Lourd
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Catherine Opie and Guillermo Del Toro - Presented by Gucci
This seems very elegant and downright normal...
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Billie Lourd
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Catherine Opie and Guillermo Del Toro - Presented by Gucci
... so of course there's some kind of UFO/octopus hybrid on the back.
Miranda Kerr
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Miranda Kerr
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Catherine Opie and Guillermo Del Toro - Presented by Gucci
Sure, why not! She looks nice. Every time I see her, I think, "Do people still use Snapchat?" (She married the founder.) It will live in infamy thanks to Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift, but otherwise it's kind of moving into the Friendster zone, right?
Paris Jackson
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Paris Jackson
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
Did she... make her shoes herself, out of acutal shoeboxes?
Kristine Froseth
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Kristine Froseth
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
Kristine is in Sierra Burgess Is A Loser -- she's the only person in the movie who has ANY kind of a character arc, and that's still not saying much, but she's adept in it -- and I guarantee that in ten minutes you will not remember her face because her dress looks like a melted Mardi Gras party and it's distracting from everything.
Jared Leto
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Jared Leto
LACMA: Art and Film Gala, Los Angeles, USA - 03 Nov 2018
2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Catherine Opie and Guillermo Del Toro - Presented by Gucci
It was the best wedding Wyatt Earp had ever attended.