Billie Eilish and Jesse Rutherford

Is this the first time Billie has ever brought a date to something? He's a musician, and he kind of looks like if Taran Killam were inexplicably cast to play Travis Barker.

Billie Eilish and Jesse Rutherford

They seemed happy, though. I might be, too, if I got to bring a blankie and a sleep mask to a party. I could nap in the corner, the way my heart would want.

Billie's actual nightie dress is really underwhelming, so actually, the blanket really was serving a purpose. I am not a logo person and I am REALLY not a beige logo person, but compared to the drabness of this, that blanket is GOLD, JERRY.

Janelle Monae

This is vintage, and she DOES look like a jazzy nightclub singer in it.

LACMA Art+Film Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 05 Nov 2022

I don't love all the built-in gaps in the front, but it's theatrical and I bet it would GREAT if she were performing with a brass band. Or on top of a piano. I hope she DID.

Carey Mulligan

This is a whole lot of tinsel. I'm torn. On the one hand, it has pizzazz; on the other, it's also a little shapeless and dominating. I think it's the length of the jacket, which honestly could've been styled as a dress on its own.

Jodie Turner-Smith

Beautiful. I LOVE the skirt.

Olivia Wilde

The peek of red sandal contextualizes the gloves juuuust enough. They're wacky but they seem a tiny bit less so. I might wish this came just a tad higher up her torso, but chevrons always speak to me, especially when they're sparkly.

Lindsey Vonn

Clompy shoes, but I guess that's happening right now. The suit is wonderful -- truly, she's light years better style-wise than she once was.

Salma Hayek

GLOVES, GLOVES, EVERYWHERE. This is fine -- maybe a hair snug on her chest. But at least it's made with care. This was NOT always the case with her and Gucci. Lordy, speaking of people who've made big inroads.

Mae Martin and Elliot Page

Mae is a comedian from Canada who also acts (they were on The Flight Attendant apparently?) and the two of them must be an item. Elliot looks very dapper but those bigger bow-ties always read goofy to me.

Thuso Mbedu

And here we have two Venus Flytraps making out.

Jared Leto

Dammit, I love the suit.

Andrew Garfield

And Garfy got a nice dark one. I've decided this blue and gold is a DELIBERATE message of support to the Notre Dame football team.

Julia Garner

I wish this had just been a minidress.

Finneas O'Connell

That jacket is so sharply cut, you could slice bread. But the shirt under it feels wrong.

Henry Golding

Henry Golding, however, feels right. (But again with the giant ties! They look like clown college remnants to me.)

Sabrina Elba

Stunning earrings, and EPIC cape. Wow. The dress underneath might not be living up to either of them.

with Idris

And yes, Captain Jaunty did make an appearance.

Maxwell

I wonder if anyone was sweating the adidas connection for a while there. This is such a strange collab to me, but it more or less works in this iteration.

Ximena Lamadrid

She is in Alejandro Inarritu's latest, Bardo, and I will hand it to her: I was not paying a lick of attention to that movie, and therefore kind of glossing over her, but I shall not forget now. She looks like a Teen Witch reboot.

Maneskin

I feel like these people will still look exactly like this when they're 80.

Billie Eilish Dressed Up As a Gucci Slumber Party

At the LACMA Art+Film Event.