52244750 Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This isn't so bad -- honestly, it's rather tame for Our Lady of the Gaga. It's like she's visiting a grandmother who has no idea AT ALL about ANYTHING to do with her career and just thinks her little Stefanie owns a bakery in Brooklyn.
Lady Gaga
52244752 Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
For a second I thought that was patterned netting, but no, it's a tattoo. My eyes are no longer what they once were.
Lady Gaga
52244754 Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Held at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
It cuts in quite deeply in the back, too. I like it! I didn't expect to, but here I am. GROWTH.
Gaga in YolanCris
52244972 Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
It's a pity she's not very naturally dramatic. This actually feels like a slight rip-off of Dolce & Gabbana. But sheerer, because it's a lingerie show, so we might as well.
Gaga in Saint Laurent
52244860 Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
And then I guess she becomes the Angry Bird who runs the local biker bar.
Lady Gaga
PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 30: Lady Gaga performs during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
This looks quite cool and creepy from the back. Like she's an avenging angel for whom the "angel" part is slowly eroding.
Gaga
PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 30: Lady Gaga performs during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
And I guess here she's... well, her new album is supposed to be country-inflected at times, so I guess this is her ten-gallon hat.
Gaga
52244857 Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Models walk the runway as The Weekend, Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars performs during the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show at Grand Palais on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Lady Gaga FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY
I tip my hat to you, too, Gaga. How you don't break your ankles with regularity is an eternal mystery.
Gaga in Alaia
PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 30: Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga and Weeknd walk the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on November 30, 2016 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
Reader, IT'S NOT PANTS. FOR ONCE. I feel like these things always turn out to be stealth bellbottoms. You can tell this is kin to the first Alaia; I like the burgundy color here, but I'd trade in the crop top for some wallpaper.
