
This was the first I saw of her, in a coat designed by her sister, and I thought it was going to be a coat-dress -- like if she said, "Give me Kate Middleton, but at a picnic in the wind that's gone badly."

Then I realized there's a plasticky dress underneath it.

And then I SLAMMED ON THE BREAKS and crashed into the Stop sign on It's Pants Boulevard. I am unclear why it's making her bow-legged, unless she thought she might arrive by bronco?

This looks like she made wading slippers out of two trashbags full of cotton batting.

This is way more normal. I might even like it. At least those are pants I understand.
