Lady Gaga in Venice

in Alaia

75th Venice International Film Festival - 'A Star Is Born' - Photocall Featuring: Lady Gaga Where: Venice, Italy When: 31 Aug 2018 Credit: IPA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, Germany, Austria, Switzerland**

Gaga picked Totally Important Designer Azzedine Alaia for her junket photocall, and it's... FINE! It's fine. Something about the cut of the front is SO Disney to me -- the way the bodice tapers down to a fine point on the skirt -- and the effect of the top is very Fraulein Maria Stands There In Her Slip Gaping While The Baroness Manipulates Her Brain. But she's keeping it simple and keeping the conversation on the movie. I suspect this is all part of conditioning people to see Stefani and not Gaga when they watch the movie.

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I love the hot orange color here, and the handbag is super, but... well, starting at the bottom, she WAY overdid the self-tanner and I assume later exfoliated that off as heavily as a human can. And travling back up, that neckline... is terrible. It's squishing and squeezing and shoving things in ways that become borderline Not Safe For Work, so take care on the next slide...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Philippe Blet/REX/Shutterstock (9837898e) Lady Gaga Lady Gaga out and about, Paris, France - 30 Aug 2018

Girlfriend. Never let a tank top do this to you again.

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Honestly, this old thing is almost better.

with B Coop

75th Venice International Film Festival - 'A Star Is Born' - Photocall Featuring: Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga Where: Venice, Italy When: 31 Aug 2018 Credit: IPA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, Germany, Austria, Switzerland**

By the way, B. Coop is also there, and he looks... fine. All the ingredients are there, but I feel like Bradley Cooper and I have gone as far as we are likely to go together.