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# Laetitia Casta at Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/laetitia-casta-at-cannes/
- Published: 2020-05-19T15:45:42.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-19T06:46:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## 1999

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7540941e-1589846931.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7540941e) Cannes 1999 23/5/99 Laetitia Casta Cannes 1999 23/5/99

We begin with a Cannes staple: a wearable window.

## 2000: with Milla Jovovich

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_321359a-1589846890.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (321359a) LAETITIA CASTA AND MILLA JOVOVICH (R) BJORK AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL WITH HER AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS IN THE FILM 'DANCER IN THE DARK'

What would make a see-through filmy Vegas-caliver belly-dancing dress REALLY sing? The addition of MARINE LIFE.

## 2000

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-830390100-1589868766.jpg)

Victoria Secrets model Laetitia Casta arriving at the Special screening of 'Love Labours Lost' as part of the Amfar gala, at the Cannes Film Festival. The Amfar gala is designed to raise money for AIDS research. (Photo by Anthony Harvey - PA Images/PA Images via Getty Images)

The transition here has given me whiplash.

## 2001

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7549526bs-1589846948.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7549526bs) Opening Night of the 54th Cannes Film Festival - Arrivals at the Screening of 'Moulin Rouge' at the Palais Des Festival Laetitia Casta 54th Cannes Film Festival

This is correctly called a kimono, right? I'm always worried I'm going to miss a nuance and bungle it. I wonder if she did some traveling that she found particularly inspirational this year, because for opening night she threw herself into this...

## 2001

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7543956b-1589846939.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7543956b) Final Night of the 54th Cannes Film Festival - Screening of Les åmes Fortes Laetitia Casta Final Night of the 54th Cannes Film Festival - Screening of Les åmes Fortes

... and on the closing night, she went with a similar theme, but WITH what appears to be an obi or an obi-lik waistband...

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/05/gettyimages-113940942-1589868757.jpg)

FRANCE - MAY 20: 54th Cannes Film Festival : Stairs of closing ceremony In Cannes, France On May 20, 2001-Laetitia Casta, Frederic Diefenthal. (Photo by Pool BENAINOUS/DUCLOS/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

... that is tied up so large in the back that it's practicaly lumbar support. It's the ONE year that she branched out into traditional garb like this, in a way that could be interpreted as... let's say costumey?

## 2002

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-76199512-1589868739.jpg)

Laetitia Casta wearing Alberta Ferretti (Photo by Jeff Vespa/WireImage)

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

## 2003

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_9190899aa-1589846981.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (9190899aa) Laetitia Casta The Matrix Reloaded Premiere during the 53rd Cannes Film Festival on 15 May 2003

Not only did she possibly wake up like that, but she possibly woke up IN that.

## 2004

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452478o-1589846899.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Pietro Coccia/Shutterstock (452478o) Laetitia Casta 57TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL OPENING NIGHT, FRANCE - 12 MAY 2004

That's an upgrade.

## 2005

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-81161390-1589868749.jpg)

Laetitia Casta (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)

That's a nightdress. The tiny cardigan cannot change that.

## 2009

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7573638d-1589846956.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ian Langsdon/EPA/Shutterstock (7573638d) French Actress Laetitia Casta Arrives For the Gala Screening of the Film 'Visage' by Taiwanese Director Tsai Ming-liang Running in Competition in the 62nd Edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes France 23 May 2009 France Cannes Film Festival 2009 - 23 May 2009

The detailing on her skirt is gorgeous.

## 2011

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_1324689f-1589846915.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joseph Kerlakian/Shutterstock (1324689f) Laetitia Casta La Conquete film premiere at the 64th Cannes Film Festival, Cannes, France - 18 May 2011

Her re-entry post-pregnancy feels almost timid. Or maybe I only say that because I know what's coming, and that is...

## 2013 in Dior

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/2013-dior-169512974-1589846844.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Laetitia Casta attends the 'Zulu' Premiere and Closing Ceremony during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 26, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

THIS, evidently from Dior's Hogwarts collection, depicting a botched transfiguration into Fawkes the Phoenix. Also with 100 percent more crotch than we're used to from wizarding school.

## 2014 in Dior

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/2014-dior-laeticia_casta_cannes_490569251-1589846864.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Laetitia Casta attends the Opening ceremony and the "Grace of Monaco" Premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Variety)

If you're wondering whether anyone tailored this...

## 2014

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/2014-dior-laeticia_casta_cannes_490534197-1589846853.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Laetitia Casta attends the Opening ceremony and the "Grace of Monaco" Premiere during the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2014 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

... the answer is no. They just taped that shit to her back and thighs and sent her out there.

## 2015 in Givenchy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/2015-givenchy-474634222-compressed-1589846873.jpg)

Riccardo Tisci was a terrible, terrible misstep for Givenchy, not least of which is because this dress did not come with 50 tiny butlers to go with each individual pull.

## 2016

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7531800aa-1589846923.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joanne Davidson/Shutterstock (7531800aa) Cannes France 18th May 2016: Laetitia Casta Attends the Gala Premier of the Unknown Girl (la Fille Inconnue) During the 69th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes France 18th May 2016 Shm: Cannes 2016: the Unknown Girl

This is a cat's cradle of crazy.

## 2017

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_8826732x-1589846965.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joanne Davidson/Shutterstock (8826732x) Laetitia Casta 'The Meyerowitz Stories' premiere, 70th Cannes Film Festival, France - 21 May 2017 WEARING SAINT LAURENT SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL \*8445829q

I'm just going to stare at her face here.

## 2017

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_8836026v-1589846973.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/Cannes/IPA/Shutterstock (8836026v) Laetitia Casta Lunch at Agora, 70th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2017

I think you should see a dermatologist about that, Laetitia.

## 2017

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/2017-dior-BGUS_864069_042-1495576994-compressed-1589846881.jpg)

... you should maybe just see a different stylist about *that*.

## 2018 in McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/9670361cm-1589868307.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Maria Laura Antonelli/Shutterstock (9670361cm) Laetitia Casta 'Sink or Swim' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 2018 WEARING ALEXANDER MCQUEEN SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL \*9444618al

I am concerned that she did not. I also hope she deep-conditions this and untangles it 100 times a day with the My Little Pony star-shaped brush that came with it.

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