Taraji P. Henson

Taraji really deserves a more splendid caftan than that. Something more fabulous in general. This is insufficiently celebratory of her.

Aisha Dee

Ooh, I like THIS partial caftan. A half-caf?

Amanda Seyfried in Prada

This is custom. I don't know why it looks like it is being held together by two wrong-size shoelaces, and the rosettes remind me of piping work that a baker might wish to do over; who signed off on that? Zoom in on how the criss-cross is lying all wrong on her chest. Yeesh.

Penelope Cruz in Giambattista Valli

RED ALERT: It's not Chanel. SAD ALERT: It's an overwrought, lacy bummer. She WILL sell you custom window dressings for your expensive wake.

Karla Souza

It's bedsheets and a shoulder brooch, but I like it the best so far.

Emma Chamberlain

She nailed her lipstick. This whole thing reminds me of that simple Jennifer Lawrence tank dress, in a good way.

Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu

This takes care of the need for lipstick. That's whimsical and cute; she's a hoot.

Flora Coquerel

This seems like somebody read her measurements wrong, and glued a powder puff to her to pull focus.

Isabella Rossellini

I firmly believe she wears this stuff all the time. To the market, to the mall, to the vet, to events.

Jessica Wang

Well, it's striking, anyway.

Sabrina Carpenter

This feels awfully twee.

Kelly Rutherford in Lanvin

Hey now! It's Lily Van Der Woodsen! Wow it's been a minute. She looks nice.

Gavin Casalegno

Lola Tung is also in Paris right now. Is it wrong that I hope they're having a torrid affair? I tend to be Team Conrad on "The Summer I Turned Pretty," but Gavin and Lola have REALLY good on-screen kissing chemistry. Like... REALLY REALLY good.

Kelly Rowland in Nicolas Jebran

All the intentional bunching around the hips seems odd to me.

Hazal Kaya

Is this a new kind of soft restraints?

Lancome Threw Its Paris Bash at The Louvre

All the landmarks are being called up for duty.