Lisa Rinna in Rodarte

Lisa ia a career Noted Kook at this point, so this graceful and elegant switch-up is unexpected. She almost looks more Chrishell Stause (next slide) than Chrishell does.

Chrishell and G Flip

I love them as a couple but these looks are not the best, solo OR combined. G's might just be a weird angle but it seems strangely baggy from here. Chrishell's looks like a half-baked Disney knockoff.

Malik Akerman in Greta Constantine

Malin looks cute and sunny and not at ALL soapy, which is in stark contrast to both her TV show (The Hunting Wives) and her co-stars...

Brittany Snow in The Attico

Brittany has arrived as yet another in our long line of women who sure are ACTING like they poisoned their husband and/or yours.

Jaime Ray Newman

And Jaime Ray Newman is clad as a Las Vegas shower curtain.

Mandy Moore in Michael Kors

The outfit is pleasantly dramatic, but Mandy looks permanently startled these days.

Rachel Zegler

So underwhelming. She needs a styling refresh.

Ciara Miller

This is basically the very much more COMPLICATED version, and I am still SO BORED OF BRAS AS A DESIGN ELEMENT, my GOD. But at least this gives us more to chew on, and the styling is livelier. It makes Rachel's look so Temu.

Hannah Einbinder in Magda Butrym

This is also underwhelming to me. It's FINE, but the drop-waist does nothing for it, and it certainly FEELS like we've seen a lot of this shape lately.

François Arnaud

HELLO, EXTREMELY DREAMY PERSON. (He is the only Heated Rivalry person in attendance, and I don't think HR even came up ONCE in the categories, interestingly.)

Chelsea Frei, François Arnaud

These two are just friends, I believe -- they were onetime costars -- but I was not going to miss a chance to give you double the Scott Hunter. Chelsea (The Paper) looks as cute as a person can while wearing school uniform shorts.

Aidy Bryant in Simone Rocha

I miss her on SNL so much. This is very much in keeping with her style but I do wonder how it would've looked with a belt.

Beck Bennett

I miss HIM on SNL, too, actually. Colin Jost did a good Pete Hegseth but Beck Bennett totally would've done if it he'd been around. He looks like a mysterious Florida PI.

Eric Nam

Eric, my dear, you are posing as if you are TERRIBLY congested.

Atsuko Okatsuka

But what if it pops?!?

Jackie Tohn in Roberto Cavalli

I miss lipstick, but applaud the animal print.

Justine Lupe in Bode

This seems like a saggy nightie, a bit. I don't dislike it conceptually but my adjective for this photo is "limp."

Timothy Simons

Okay!

D'Arcy Carden

It's not bad, but it DOES feel a bit like someone's school dance dress from the 80s/early 90s.

Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers

Oh yeah, our hosts! They look sleek.

Ashley Iaconetti

She is from the Bachelorverse, and is now a Rhode Island Housewife. Jess and I interviewed her once and she was a hoot. This shows kook potential but Rinna needs to take her under the ol' wing and give some guidance.

Sarah Sherman

This is very loud and exactly HER. Sometimes I think of her style as Spongebob. Not the actual sponge himself but just like... the vibe.

Joel Kim Booster

He seems so sad about this. And he's correct.

Tiffany Nicole Ervin

I enjoyed Tiff on Survivor 50. This is a delightful look on her and I love the vampy lip.

Megan Stalter

What to even say. She's aiming for Julia Fox levels of "It's not real, she's messing with us or doing a bit," but isn't as good at it.

Scott Hoying and Mark Hoying

Your tie cannot be that long, even in jest, if your pants are too short. I

Ziwe

OUCH. No wonder she looks so serious. She may have just realized she cannot feel her mammaries.

Peppermint

YES, Miss Peppermint.

Alaska

This is probably what everyone WISHES they were wearing.

Pikachu

Sir or madam, you need to work on blending your blush.

The Las Culturistas Awards Had a Lively Guest List

Rinna! Peppermint! The Hunting Wives! Francois Arnaud!