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Leah Lewis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13935554aq) Leah Lewis 'Elemental' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

You know what, I'll go with her on this one. This is her biggest movie, and though she's done some episodic TV, it's nothing REMOTELY on this scale. It's her first Cannes and she's bringing her personality to it.

Adele Exarchopoulos

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13935554ad) Adele Exarchopoulos 'Elemental' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

Adele looks like she just told Louis Vuitton to send her whatever crop-tops it had. I think she's gone with this basic idea for every one of her events. And none of them have worked, so!

Mamoudie Athie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13935553as) Mamoudie Athie 'Elemental' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

You know I'll always advocate for a sock, but this is still nice.

Mamadou Athie

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Mamoudou Athie attends the photocall for Disney and Pixar's "Elemental" during the 76th annual Cannes Film Festival on the Carlton Pier on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images for Disney)

Oooooh, but that's better.

Leah Lewis

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Leah Lewis attends the photocall for Disney and Pixar's "Elemental" during the 76th annual Cannes Film Festival on the Carlton Pier on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images for Disney)

I wish I could see this whole thing. I assume it ended... much the same way. I'd love a little LESS transparency around the ol' undergarment line.

Charlotte Le Bon

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 27: Charlotte Le Bon is seen at "Le Majestic"Hotel during the 76th Cannes film festival on May 27, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/GC Images)

SO groovy. I love this.

Karidja Toure

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 27: Karidja Touré is seen at "Le Majestic"Hotel during the 76th Cannes film festival on May 27, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/GC Images)

She is very Le Majestic in this.

Andie MacDowell

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Andie MacDowell attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

Lovely! So much better than the weird brown thing she wore earlier in the week.

Jane Fonda

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Jane Fonda attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

I'm sure those shoes are comfortable, but someone needs to procure Jane a snazzy shoe that will also lovingly cradle her feet.

Eva Longoria

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Eva Longoria attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

I don't know if it's a great ad for your makeup sponsor that you have used their lipstick to make your mouth disappear? Great dress, though.

Charlotte Le Bon

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Charlotte Le Bon attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

Nope, no. This is like Pirate Schoolchild.

Karidja Touré

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Karidja Touré attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

This almost looks like that same black dress, but in lime? I'm sure it's not, but the tops are SO similar, which is odd.

Kate Winslet

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 26: Kate Winslet attends the L'Oreal - Lights on Women Award at the 76th annual Cannes film festival at on May 26, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)

Kate looks like she thought she could sneak in undetected. NICE TRY.

Orlando Bloom

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13934185s) Orlando Bloom 'Gran Turismo' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2023

He looks so cheesy in this. I giggled.

Geri Halliwell Horner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13934185g) Geri Halliwell Horner 'Gran Turismo' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2023

She looks cute but I DEFINITELY see a peek of a tan sandal that could be ANY other color and be so good here.

William Fichtner and Director Robert Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SYSPEO/SIPA/Shutterstock (13935427p) William Fichtner and Director Robert Rodriguez 'Hypnotic' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2023

I do not care about Robert and his hat, but I'm DELIGHTED to see William Fichtner anywhere.

Giulia Salemi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SGP/Shutterstock (13936118i) Giulia Salemi Guests at Martinez Hotel ,76th Cannes Film Festival , Cannes, France - 26 May 2023

What are you keeping in those POCKETS, my lady? Actual full-size purses?

Heidi Klum

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Francois Glories/SIPA/Shutterstock (13936104d) Heidi Klum (with 1 beanie resembling teletebiz) and her husband Tom Kaulitz take a boat to Cannes la Napoule to relax by the sea from the Eden-Roc hotel during the 76th Cannes Film Festival. Heidi Klum and her husband Tom Kaulitz take a boat, Cannes, France - 27 May 2023

This had the MOST amazing note on it from the photog that her beanie "resembles the Teletubbies." Would you like my job, sir?

Aoi Yamada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ph Alfonso Catalano/SGP/Shutterstock (13935328ae) Aoi Yamada 'Perfect Days' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2023

See you all next year!

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