Elena Lenina, 2007

You need to know that the caption on this photo was, "Actor / Actress / Director / Model XXX." Which is the most apt accident IN THE WORLD.

Also, this dress looks like it's throwing up that bejeweled insect.

Elena Lenina, 2009

Elena Lenina IS Elena Lenina IN I Dream Of Genius.

Elena Lenina, 2012

Meet SWINTON's fairy godmother.

Elena Lenina

She was conceived in a test tube by Elton John and a My Little Pony.

Elena Lenina

I think my favorite thing about this photo is that her hair contraption almost looks like plumes of smoke from a distance, as if someone had set it on fire.

'Jeune & Jolie' Premiere - The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival

"Well. When I left the house, there were photos of Beyonce on the ends."

Elena Lenina, 2013

Moulin Rouge + Strawberry Shortcake + an actual strawberry shortcake.

Elena Lenina, 2013

This obviously only work if there is a parrot in a cage hidden in there, screaming unsavory things about Christian Dior dresses.

Late-Night Fug: A History of Noted Cannes Kook Elena Lenina

I knew I'd heard her name before, and I think we've even featured some of these, not knowing what an international treasure chest of carnival party favors we had on our hands. So let's take a look at her kookery from Cannes the past few years -- which, incidentally, is the only place our source has ever photographed her. [Photos: Getty]