Latin Grammys 2022

Xtina

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Brian Friedman/Shutterstock (13626287eo) Christina Aguilera 23rd Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards, Arrivals, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 17 Nov 2022

This might not QUITE fit her in the bust, but it's hard to be mad at it. The world is more fun when she's out there wearing a giant scrunchie with sleeves.

Rosalia in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Locher/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13628324ao) Rosalia arrives at the 23rd annual Latin Grammy Awards at the Mandalay Bay Michelob Ultra Arena, in Las Vegas 2022 Latin Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Las Vegas, United States - 17 Nov 2022

I don't LOVE Tinsel Boobs? But visually they are less freaky than Balloon Boobs, so I'll allow it. The whole look is very cool on her, especially the shoes.

Samantha Camara

SERIOUSLY, knitting is not for everyone, it's okay, we can't all do everything.

Aymee Nuviola

I thought this loveliness might help you recover from the previous slide. I really sledgehammered you with that one. No lead-up at all. Aymee, however, looks divine.

Angela Alvarez

And THIS queen, at age 95, won Best New Artist. Apparently she'd been told by her father as a child not to pursue music, but she wrote songs her whole life, and her grandson just convinced her to record them. What a great story, and a great win.

Silvana Estrada

She tied with Silvana here, a 25-year old who I think must have been the happiest person ever to tie for an award. She cried. What a cool thing -- two women 70 years apart, sharing the stage for the same reason. (Silvana is NOT struggling to get out of her chrysalis, as this photo suggests.)

Clarissa Molina in David Koma

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Brian Friedman/Shutterstock (13626287ac) Clarissa Molina 23rd Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards, Arrivals, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 17 Nov 2022

This is nice. I thought for a second it was a garter, but no, it's joining the slit together. We've had a few of those this year, I think.

Thalia

Very nice!

Karol G

I don't know if it's true, but doesn't this FEEL like something Rihanna wore when she was doing the red wigs?

John Legend

I think this is one of my least-favorite suits of his. It's quite tight, the shirt under it doesn't work for me, and the color is blah.

Vanessa Anez

All I'm saying is, be careful if she invites you to play croquet.

Anitta in Monot

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Brian Friedman/Shutterstock (13626287bx) Anitta 23rd Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards, Arrivals, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 17 Nov 2022

There's a whole weird crotch-gathering thing here that I am basically overlooking because in this slideshow that's passing as regular.

Feli Colina

Satan's kindergarten class is really coming along with its crafting skills.

Fux Beat

Are we FINALLY about to find out what the fox says?!?

Edgar Barrera

That's not a suit; it's an escape room.

Nicole Zignago

That's not a dress; that's your bed during a really bad cold, when you rest not on sheets but on a pillow of your own discarded Kleenex.

Chiquis

Okay, I love this, though.

Devi Nova

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Brian Friedman/Shutterstock (13626287ed) Debi Nova 23rd Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards, Arrivals, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 17 Nov 2022

I wonder if she's related to Heather. This joke is brought to you by Very Specific 90s Music References. (Did you know Heather Nova has released ELEVEN albums?!? Including one that's on its way?)