Shakira in Harris Reed

Shakira is a good get for Harris Reed. It feels a LITTLE like Harris put all the effort into the bodice and then couldn't decide where to go from there. But it's nifty.

Anitta in DSquared2

This is like... a nightgown and some phone cord.

Rosalia in Balenciaga

I still don't really love Balenciaga appeal, but she and her fiance recently broke up and this does scratch the HEY FOOL LOOK AT MY HOT BOD itch.

Paz Vega

She looks beautiful.

Maréh

Hey look! Middle Earth!

Tomás Páramo and Maria García de Jaime

This is all very sleek.

Nicole Kimpel and Antonio Banderas

Is that a t-shirt under a velvet vest, with velvet lapels? Bold.

Lasso

But not as bold as THIS.

Maria Becerra

An ode to ropes.

Evaluna Montaner and Camilo

It feels like a missed opportunity that they aren't magicians.

Camilú

I honestly think she SHOULD rip off the pants and make this a shorts suit.

MMike Bahía and Greeicy Rendón

"Y?" his jacket asks of many of these ensembles.

Ali Stone

That purse is the star of this show, and I did NOT intend that as a pun when I typed it but now I do.

Manuel Carrasco and Almudena Navalón

That bodice is wearing an Elizabethan ruff, right?

Ana Torroja

I enjoy this pleated sass.

Rafa Sardina and Monsieur Periné

Something about the angle she's standing keeps making me think that is an extra leg, or someone else's leg, but no, it's hers. The boot IS great.

Paula Arenas

I would be okay with us being done with breastplates now.

Palace

Just a subtle jacket.

Alvera

That's a pretty material that would sing more nicely if it were lined, for me.

Noa

The sheers here work a little better for me.

Natalia Lafourcade

Oh no, this looks like her cocoon is melting.

Simone Torres

This fits very well, and I like the color? So, there's that.

Mar Lucas

This... also fits. And may be ripped from the Julia Fox Playbook.

Xavi Martínez and Julia Varela in Agatha Ruiz de la Prada

Reader, I snorted.

João Gomes

Use your armholes, sir!

Karol G in Balmain

This somehow feels like it's sitting around her rather than being worn by her.

Beatriz Luengo and Yotuel Romero

There are a lot of lengths in his outfit, and somehow none of them feel right?

GALE

So bunchy.

Maldy

I hope they played checkers later.

Natascha Falcão

This feels like a tripping accident waiting to happen.

Techy Fatule

I enjoy this. That drape is like a giant smile.

Aline Barros

I hope that inflates.

Joaquina

That skirt ALSO looks inflatable.

Luis Vergara, Edwar Vergara

Is his pocket throwing up a bunch of tiny neckties?

Chiquinquirá Delgado

This has a Barbie wedding feel.

Elena Rose

This looks like she's carrying two glamorous saddles with her, in case a joust breaks out.

Gregorio Uribe

The accordion DOES look sort of fun, although the keyboard version seems way easier. I appreciate that he has upped his degree of difficulty.

Martina Cariddi

So many lonely grommets, without a lace to fill them.

Pitty Bernad and Belah Bernad of Mëstiza, in Magda Butrym

So I have an idea for the next Bachelorette season.

Ollantay Velásquez

He was beginning to regret selling his soul to the plant gods, but at least they were eating him BEAUTIFULLY.

Nieves Álvarez in Jose Luis Diaz Magía

Pass.

Osvaldo Supino

I'm here for it.

Fernando Borjas

This is also kicky.

Luna Marinetti

Who among us HASN'T thought, "Two belts are better than one."

The Latin Grammys Delivered Many Sartorial High/Lowlights

Starring Shakira, Rosalia, Anitta, and also people with two names.