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Laura Dern in Gabriela Hearst

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13371701e) Laura Dern 'The Son' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This is a very nifty dress. It's grandma's crocheting work, but in a flattering, interesting way. I feel like Laura Dern had GREAT taste for a while there and then it got uneven, but she is BACK.

Laura Dern in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370859bf) Laura Dern 'The Son' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

The jacket with this gown gives it such an edge.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13370860do) Laura Dern 'The Son' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

And it moves well. The sheer bits play like mere suggestions, rather than dominant themes. I'm into it all.

Vanessa Kirby in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13371701t) Vanessa Kirby 'The Son' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

Meanwhile, Vanessa is dressed as The Rose Parade.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370856ar) Vanessa Kirby 'The Son' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

And I think she should have left the coat on. This does nothing for me; she's like Miss April in an American Beauty-themed calendar, which also is a thing that doesn't need to exist so thank God I made it up. And she looks uncomfortable and a little cold.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370856l) Vanessa Kirby 'The Son' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This guy popped in to make so many hair tweaks that they ended up taking a photo of him by himself. I can't tell if this is standard, or disruptive. The photographers seemed amused enough to make it a thing, so it must not happen that often. Her hair looked fine, friend! I appreciate your diligence but at a certain point go get a cold Diet Coke -- whoops, probably Coca-Cola Light over there -- and relax. (While he was up there he should have yanked her skirt back to center.)

Vanessa Kirby in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370859cn) Vanessa Kirby 'The Son' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

This had a big pink bow at the waist on the runway, and I never thought I'd say this at this point in my relationship with PP Pink, but... I might miss it.

Hugh Jackman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370856be) Hugh Jackman 'The Son' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

He is the baked potato of celebs. He's comforting, he's tasty, he will not go haywire on us.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13370859cc) Deborra-Lee Furness and Hugh Jackman 'The Son' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 07 Sep 2022

But it always cracks me up what bonkers taste Deborra Lee has.

Laura Dern Is In The Building
Well, except she's outside, as it's Venice. But still.

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