Miss J

She opened the show, AS IS RIGHT AND JUST, and I laughed out loud at the headphones that are on the wig and not on the ears.

I really wish someone would release a transcript of what Miss J is saying in this moment.

It's like Lady Holliday reimagined for the modern era.

A human scrunchy!

I know I said these can be distilled to one piece here and there that's wearable, but...  mean, I don't know how you do that with the previous two but at least those are... workable swim trunks?

And that shirt could be... warm on the ski slopes, underneath a hundred other things.

Look, sometimes mouths get cold, okay? IT'S REAL.

This line feels eight years too late for Katy Perry, and that's a bummer.

I mean, I would maybe wear that sweatshirt.

Reader, I laughed. This is like Little House On The Alien Prairie.

Is this a gate-crasher?!? How did THIS fit in?

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. I clapped. THIS is the kind of shit that I think would make modeling fun.

That's a semblance of a dress, right?!?

I do love a stripe. 

These are giving me the giggles, but in a happy way. I just think... people are stressed right now. Everything is serious. Fashion doesn't always have to be. I imagine everyone being in SUCH a good mood coming out of this show.

Is this... the story of a vagina?

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