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# Les Fugerables
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/les-fugerables-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-21T16:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-21T04:28:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This whole Valentino line basically makes me want to stab myself in the hand with a rusty dental tool:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152435482.jpg "2012 New York City Ballet Fall Gala")

Because, seriously. Who wakes up and thinks, "I really want to look SUPER MUSTY at this event. Where can I get something that's sort of like Miss Havisham meets draperies? Plus mold and then maybe a weird hint of freaky thigh goiter? Because NOTHING says New York City Ballet like FREAKY MUSTY SPINSTER THIGH GOITER, amirite?!?"