Anne Hathaway

I will say, everyone in this movie seems to be having the most fun at this premiere, which is why it seems plausible that the movie is great. NO ONE is doing that, "ugh, now I have to promote THIS hot mess" thing. Here, in fact, Anne is doing the "even my dead tragic prostitute haircut is good, you guys! EVERYTHING IS GOOD!" Because from the neck up, I think she looks gorgeous.

Anne Hathaway

See? Her face looks great. But the dress looks like a very posh window dressing -- down to the hardware on the halter. She just slid that thing off a curtain rod. Points for resourcefulness?

Anne and Hugh

Hi, Hugh Jackman!

Anne Hathaway

I DO enjoy that it seems to come complete with mini-cape.

Anne Hathaway

And the back is really interesting. But in the final analysis, I can't get over a ruffle right on the butt crack. And those who falter, and those who fall, must pay the price.

Les Fuggerables

I was going to put this to a vote, but the longer I looked at it, the more strongly I felt that I had a heart full not of love but meh. [Photos: Getty]