Les Miserable Premieres At Cannes

Elle Fanning in Valentino

This photo is basically just amazing.

Elle's dress is a bedspread but it's also an AMAZING bedspread. She looks so perfectly ethereal in this.

And it has pockets!

She's gorgeous, but this feels sort of like My Little Pony for Versace. (It needs -- say it with me -- to be lined.)

"I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!"

Yes, yes, you are in tremendous physical condition, there is a reason you are a Victoria's Secret model, yes. Yes, we know.

"Shhhhhh, don't tell, but this is actually just one large scarf."

These sleeves seem treacherous; I also, for a moment, thought that belt was her skin and that this was a thrilling two-piece number.

It feels sort of...Sexy Princess Leia?

Yes, she's wearing a valance, but Julianne Moore's hair and earrings are so good right now.

This is kind of amazing?

"MY PANTS HAVE A SKIRT!"

So, if you're Carla Bruni, can you just pop up at Cannes whenever you want? That seems like it would be true to me.

This look conveniently also has its own mosquito netting!

"As you'll see, I DID make an allowance for my leg to emerge here?"

"AS DID I."

I swear to god, Dorit on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wears this outfit in one of her talking head interviews. That is all.

Cannes is the land of the pleasantly foofy.

She's....I don't know? A beauty vlogger, maybe? Whatever she does for a living: This dress is freaking gorgeous.

Yeah, this is amazing, also. Cannes, you are divine.