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# Let Us Celebrate and Admire the Olympians of Track and Field
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/let-us-celebrate-and-admire-the-olympians-of-track-and-field-08-2021/
- Published: 2021-08-09T15:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-09T04:06:45.000Z
- Description: They're so FAST.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, athletes, Olympics, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2020-track-and-field-olympians-are-in-great-shape/)

I can't believe NBC hasn't come calling to ask me to take over a commentating gig, given that the entirety of my home/text comments on track and field has consisted solely of such professional insights as, *"Wow,* FAST" and "WOW they're in *really*good shape!" and "WOW \[Olympian\] is SO PRETTY." But, listen -- these folks *are* in very good shape, and they *are* very fast and/or strong, and they *are* all so good-looking! To quote John Leguizamo as Toulouse-Lautrec as the Magical Sitar in *Spectacular Spectacular* in *Moulin Rouge!*: I only speak the truth.

Finally, as ever, we welcome Gossip and Insights from you track and field experts in the commentariat! Carl Lewis, if you're reading this, [I know you have some thoughts on the men's 4x100 relay](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/05/olympic-track-and-field-legend-carl-lewis-slams-system-thats-failing-relay-athletes.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

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