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# Let Us Not Reinvent The Clothing Wheel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/let-us-not-reinvent-the-clothing-wheel-10-2019/
- Published: 2019-10-28T21:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2019-10-28T21:29:32.000Z
- Description: HONESTLY.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

How many of these things needed to be worn SEPARATELY, much less together? A forgettable white skirt, forgettable white pants, and a labia-chafing bodysuit did not, in the end, find fresh life when they teamed up. They are not the *Bad News Bears* of clothing; they're simply bad news.

At this same event, *Dynasty* 2.0's Cristal 1.0 deployed this:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/10/GettyImages-1183678174-1572218226.jpg "Modern Nirvana Conference Presented By Frank Elaridi And Bryant Wood")

Turtleneck glove-sleeves is just a complete mad lib of a garment. STOP THE MAD-LIBNESS.

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