Ali Larter
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS. If her boobs are wearing one of those headache masks, I don't blame them.
Angie Harmon
She has THE most soothing holistic spa treatment to sell you.
Sasha Alexander
... Do we have to wait for whoever is sharpening the knife to come back and finish the cut?
Kathleen Robertson
I really think skirts like that are misusing the concept of geometry.
Rashida Jones
PRAISE BE. SANITY PREVAILS.
Piper Perabo
AND THEN SANITY THREW ITSELF OFF A BUILDING.
Adrienne Bailon
Her poor boobs. Didn't her mother ever teach her that shoving isn't polite?
Anne Heche
"I'm telling you, Scotch tape can do ANYTHING."
Anne V
I thought Anne V came off quite likable on "The Face," and so this BEYOND HIDEOUS wrap dress needs to punish itself with a quickness.
Jessie J
I don't think I can even make out what that IS.
Elizabeth Hurley
God, all that shiny green lace makes her look so tragic.
Lydia Hearst
Yes, Lydia. That IS your "v."
Lydia did NOT come off very well on "The Face," and I believe that's because on no planet can she ever hold her own, qualifications-wise, with Anne V and Naomi Campbell. When she tried to say something about having done the most print work out of anyone, it was SO UNCOMFORTABLE and God bless Naomi Campbell for calling her out on that. She did seem nice, and she can deliver a rehearsed bite just fine (all her and Anne V's interviews felt like they were the tenth take) but just not... like a party she should attend again, maybe.
Khloe and Kiim
"... Shit, I wonder if this dress was open like this when I left the house."