Susan Lucci
This woman is 70 and she does not change. But not even in a creepy way, or a mask-like one -- it's like regular aging, but kicked up a notch. The woman even has the exact same body she's always had. It's quite amazing.
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This is obviously glorious.
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And behold, La Lucci, the leader of a new church that just started in your neighbordhood and has already raised untold millions.
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And BEHOLD, La Lucci, your new psychic friend.
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Sigh. I so keenly remember Bianca coming out as a lesbian. Erica famously had daytime's first abortion (I think I have that history correct), and AMC really horrified everyone by undoing that abortion later in life -- the doctor... stole the tissue, or something? -- so that it could cast a hot dude (Colin Egglesfield) to be her son. But the sexuailty storyline with Bianca was so well done, and never perfunctory, the way a lot of shows can be. Actually, Leven Rambin was awesome as Jack's autistic daughter Lily, another one that was meaty and important, rather than treated as a stunt. Soaps did such good, progressive work, and never properly got heralded for it.
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No, Susan, I WON'T be quiet! I will shout it from the rooftops okay fine I'll be quiet but only because it's YOU telling me to be.
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Do we think Erica has ever shot anyone? I would have assumed so, but I googled "How many people has Erica Kane shot" and nothing came up.
This has nothing to do with Erica. I just wanted to revisit that time Natalie's twin Janet shoved Natalie down a well, and took over her life and marriage to Trevor. Man, Downton Abbey REALLY should have had a well. Pine Valley knew how to DO IT.
