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# Let's Give Anitta a Hand
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lets-give-anitta-a-hand-12-2022/
- Published: 2022-12-20T16:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2022-12-19T21:33:02.000Z
- Description: Wait, no need, she has four.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

My niece, Intern C (now ten and a half), is visiting for Christmas and reported for duty just as I was downloading this photograph. She recoiled. "That is disturbing!" she yelped. "I am *disturbed*." She's not wrong. I had a hybrid reaction to this -- I laughed, and also shuddered. At first I thought they might be actual hand-shaped pockets, but they seem to be sewn shut, making them merely an adornment and an eerily hilarious visual trick. But Intern C is not wrong; it does ALSO look like someone is sneaking up behind her and playing Grab the Groin. So it's good news that Kids Today are skeeved out by that. And I guess bad news for Anitta if this is what she thinks it means to wear gloves.

###### \[Photo: Gary I Rothstein/UPI/Shutterstock\]