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# Let's Talk About The Fact That There Is A Sharknado 5 Now
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lets-talk-about-the-fact-that-there-is-a-sharknado-5-now-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-07T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-07T05:22:43.000Z
- Description: And that it stars Nichelle Nichols, Greg Louganis, and... Bret Michaels?!?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fugs and Fabs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55, Tara Reid

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sharknado-5-is-seriously-happening/)

[We recapped the first Sharknado movie](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-fromage-sharknado-07-2013/), because it was impossible to resist the sight of Ian Ziering chainsawing his way out of a shark and then having to kiss Tara Reid, who was unable to provide a take in which she did it without traces of laughter and nausea (and with good reason; would YOU suck face with a man who was just eaten by a shark, carved his way out, and still had viscera on his mouth? Even if it was pretend?).

But we didn't do the subsequent installments, because... to be honest, I forgot to watch the second one, and then full-on forgot the others existed. But now we're on number 5, in which I'm told Bret Michaels of Poison killed a flying shark WHILE playing the guitar? Do I need to be back in, Fug Nation? Should I get caught up in this Sharknado or stay in Kansas?

\[Photos: Backgrid\]