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# Letter of Truth: VEGAS VACATION Y'ALL
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-vegas-vacation-yall/
- Published: 2014-01-02T16:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-31T18:39:03.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## BRITNEY BEFORE YOU GO THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE

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First of all, I think we need to talk about how the producers of this show are trying to set me on fire which is very rude of them when I am just trying to work here.

## OH IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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I'm probably also going to wear this when I get to move over to the production of *Chicago* they're doing at he Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce.

## BUT WAIT A MINUTE. ISN'T THIS....?

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And this is part the part of the where I get to pretend like I'm in *The Hobbit: Devastation of Smourlg* or whatever it's called and one day someone is going to let me wear pants and I really just want to state for the record that if we're going through some of my Greatest Hits then WHERE ARE MY CUT-OFFS AM I RIGHT?

## YEAH.

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This looks great but I am really worried about where the boa constrictor went, you guys.

## YES. IT IS.

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I guess I need to see a doctor about whatever's happening here.

## BUT I THOUGHT THE OLD LADY DROPPED IT INTO THE OCEAN IN THE END

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SPOILER: They finally let me put on some pants.

## WELL, BABY, I WENT DOWN AND GOT IT FOR YOU.

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And then I guess I died and went up to heaven? I totally don't remember that part, y'all. I would have thought that if I died and ascended to heaven during my Vegas show that I would have gotten an email about that from TMZ this morning but I guess not.

## OH.

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Don't even ask me what I'm doing here. My costumer told me I was serving Glow In The Dark Rave Jazzercise Realness but as far as I know like six of those words are just made up.

## YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

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I do like this guy's abs, though. Finally, something in this show that's meant for ME. HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!

[Letter of Truth: VEGAS VACATION Y'ALLHey y'all! GUESS WHAT? Like Celine Dion before me I have moved to Vegas and now I live in Vegas and I have a show in Vegas and do you know what else they have in Vegas that I love? SLOT MACHINES. AND ALSO BUFFETS. And also it's really easy to get married here which is great for me and also Elvis lives here and I seriously thought he was dead but I guess I should be used to the fact that no one ever tells me anything by now. ANYWAY. Let's look at all my outfits that they're making me wear even though I don't want to. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spl673650_005.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-vegas-vacation-yall-01-2014/)