BRITNEY BEFORE YOU GO THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE
First of all, I think we need to talk about how the producers of this show are trying to set me on fire which is very rude of them when I am just trying to work here.
OH IT'S BEAUTIFUL
I'm probably also going to wear this when I get to move over to the production of Chicago they're doing at he Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce.
BUT WAIT A MINUTE. ISN'T THIS....?
And this is part the part of the where I get to pretend like I'm in The Hobbit: Devastation of Smourlg or whatever it's called and one day someone is going to let me wear pants and I really just want to state for the record that if we're going through some of my Greatest Hits then WHERE ARE MY CUT-OFFS AM I RIGHT?
YEAH.
This looks great but I am really worried about where the boa constrictor went, you guys.
YES. IT IS.
I guess I need to see a doctor about whatever's happening here.
BUT I THOUGHT THE OLD LADY DROPPED IT INTO THE OCEAN IN THE END
SPOILER: They finally let me put on some pants.
WELL, BABY, I WENT DOWN AND GOT IT FOR YOU.
And then I guess I died and went up to heaven? I totally don't remember that part, y'all. I would have thought that if I died and ascended to heaven during my Vegas show that I would have gotten an email about that from TMZ this morning but I guess not.
OH.
Don't even ask me what I'm doing here. My costumer told me I was serving Glow In The Dark Rave Jazzercise Realness but as far as I know like six of those words are just made up.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
I do like this guy's abs, though. Finally, something in this show that's meant for ME. HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!