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# Letter of Truth: WHEN IS THIS THING OVER
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-when-is-this-thing-over-gallery/
- Published: 2012-12-21T19:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2013-01-02T17:41:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Fox's "The X Factor" Season Finale - Night 1

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Y'ALL. WHAT AM I AM EVEN WEARING HERE. IS THIS A JUMPSUIT? AM I WEARING SOCKS WITH PEEP TOED SHOES? WHY CAN'T I FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON MY LAPTOP TO okay. Everything is fine. Anyway, what I was trying to say is: I CLEARLY NEED A VACATION, Y'ALL.

## Fox's "The X Factor" Season Finale - Night 2

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/158607028.jpg)

I ALSO need an appointment with my chiropractor because walking around all Mary Katherine Gallagher like this CAN NOT BE GOOD FOR ME. Do you think that while I was sleeping maybe the aliens put a metal rod in my back? Y'all, Mulder -- ugh. Wait. Wrong show. I really wish people would have TOLD ME THAT EARLIER. Every time I told Jamie Lynn my theory about how maybe I was possessed by the black oil she just laughed and laughed and now I know why. Also, again, WHAT AM I WEARING, Y'ALL? I miss my cut-offs. I miss my cut-offs so bad.

## 'The X Factor' finale, Los Angeles

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/spl473959_050.jpg)

Also, y'all: Mario Lopez. We have to talk about him. He keeps trying to get me to teach him [the "(You Drive Me) Crazy" dance but he will not accept the fact that I can't teach it to him without a chair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9%5FCfOLQ&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Why do people keep asking me to do that dance without giving me a chair or Melissa Joan Hart to sit on? Also, whenever we talk about it, I start thinking about how I am sad that people don't settle disagreements with dance-offs anymore JUSTIN.

## Celebrities arrive at 'The X Factor' finale, Los Angeles

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/spl473959_053.jpg)

Y'all. I just want to wash my face. FOREVER.

[Letter of Truth: WHEN IS THIS THING OVERY'all. I have been on this show for like my entire life. Wasn't the world supposed to end last night? Because I was thinking about that while I was in my makeup trailer and I decided that I would miss my deep fryer but I really will not miss having to come to work every single day and take a shower every single day and have my face done and talk in sentences and be nice to some people and all that EVERY SINGLE DAY and it turns out I am not even on THE X-FILES THIS IS SOME TOTALLY OTHER SHOW. There aren't even any aliens on this show which means that I am really confused about Kourtney Kardashian. \[Photos: Getty, Splash\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/12/158579900.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-when-is-this-thing-over/)