> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # LETTER OF TRUTH: X-FILES Y'ALL - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-x-files-yall-gallery/ - Published: 2012-12-18T17:00:47.000Z - Updated: 2012-12-18T04:43:09.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## 'The X Factor semifinals ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spl471134_003.xml) One day Simon came into my room and he took a bandage dress out of my closet and he waved it in the air and he said if he saw me wear another one of them, he was going to....something something something. I don't remember because like I said I am really into this telenovela right now that's on one of my channels at 3:30 and it is about this woman who won the Lotto and then she finds out that the husband she thought was dead IS NOT and just wants her money and it really reminds me of me and K Fed except I never really thought he was dead other than that time I tried to kill him. So I just assume Simon said he wanted me would give me a raise the next time he saw one of these bandage dresses. Also, someone should have told me how tan I was. ## X-Factor Semi-Finals ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spl471134_002.xml) Y'all, I am the color of an Orange Julius. Can someone please bring me an Orange Julius? ## X-Factor Week Whatever Leave Me Alone ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spl465246_006.xml) Is this the hat from the "Cry Me A River" video that I bought for $650,000 at auction and that sometimes I put on and then drive over to Justin's house and do the "Oops" dance in his driveway? No, because I can't do that dance anymore because my knee is broken and I was wearing a NEWSBOY CAP IN THAT VIDEO. BOOM. LAWYERED. ## I DON'T KNOW. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/spl471375_009.jpg) Sometimes this is the face that I make when things happen. ## My new video, 'Scream and Shout' ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spl464638_011.xml) One day I took too much Sudaded and then I turned into all the Spice Girls at once. Wait until you hear my haunting a cappella version of "2 Become 1" and the thing is, this Ladies of Spice thing is not even a hallucination because I was just watching my video on YouTube and you guys. [I HAVE AN ENGLISH ACCENT NOW.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## YIKES ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/spl464638_003.jpg) I did not say it was a good English accent, okay? Leave me alone. Not everything can be Womanizererer. Womanizerer. Womanizer? Whatever. That one you like. Not everything can be that thing you like, okay, which is what my trainer tells me when she makes me eat kale instead of Cheetos. ## Fox's "The X Factor" Viewing Party - Arrivals ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157846358.jpg) This is cute -- it is embroidered leather like a saddle -- but I'm standing all weird again and also my BOOB is about to come out, y'all. MY BOOB. I'm not ALLOWED to flash my boobs anymore. THERE ARE NO BOOBS IN THE X-FILES, except for Annabeth Gish's character ZING! I have been spending a lot of time with Netflix lately, okay? I am never going to marry whatshisname now that I've realized he looks just like Sam from Merlotte's, which means he probably also is a shape-shifter and y'all, I have enough problems. ## ZIGAZIGAAAAAH ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/158480394.jpg) What I really want for Christmas is for me to stop standing like this in all my pictures. Am I just really really cold all the time, y'all? Do I need my thyroid checked? Should I look into sleeves? Am I just trying really really hard not to slap you and then throw you down a staircase because you tried to steal my goat farm out from under me when I was in a coma after a boating accident that was caused by rogue sea lions? (I told you I wasn't really sure I was following what was happening on my stories very well.) Someone needs to explain stuff to me, y'all but until they do MERRY HOLIDAYS AND GOOD NEW YEAR LOVE BRITNEY!!!! [LETTER OF TRUTH: X-FILES Y'ALLHey y'all WHY DO I KEEP DOING THESE FACES TO MY FACE? I don't know. What if it freezes in one of these and then People magazine will do a cover story and call it BRITNEY SPEARS FROZEN FACE TRAGEDY and People en Espanol will call it BRITNEY SPEARS TRAGEDIA CARE CONGELADA and it will be so embarrassing. (I am learning Spanish in my dressing room because telenovelas are so interesting but I can't always tell who wants to push who down what.) \[Photos: Getty and Splash, y'all\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/spl471134_003.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/letter-of-truth-x-files-yall/)