Emilia Wickstead

I actually love this and want her to wear it and it will NEVER HAPPEN. Maybe if they swap the pink for navy? It's modest! You have a state dinner coming up! Packham didn't have anything useful! GIVE IT TO WICKSTEAD!

Emilia Wickstead

This is insane, like two sofas mating, and I still kind of love it and I swear I'll send ten pounds to one of your charities if you wear it to the Chinese State Dinner, Kate! (Although I suppose it would be thoughtful if she wore a Chinese designer.)

Emilia Wickstead

This is so beautifully elegant; this is, I think, actually the only real possibility.

Roksanda

DO IT. DO IT. Shoes and all! (JK. You'll see the rest of this line later today.)

Erdem

J'adore Erdem, and I actually think this is a legit option, just shorter. It would be so great with her hair, sincerely.

Erdem

I actually think we're more likely to see this on Princess Beatrice, but I just wanted to throw it in here.

Burberry Prorsum

And thus my vicarious spending spree begins.

Burberry Prorsum

CAPES! Pleated capes! Pleated capes over patterned sequins!

Burberry Prorsum

I love LOVE this little jacket. Kate ALSO loves a little jacket. (I assume eventually she'll also wear a wicker dress. I mean, right? One of these days? Surely?)

Burberry Prorsum

One might need a short cape AND a pleated long cape when one is a duchess, MIGHTN'T ONE?

Burberry Prorsum

This is the most sincerely possible option, and I am HERE for it.

Emilia Wickstead, Erdem, Burberry: LFW, the Kate Edit

I picked out new outfits for the Duchess of Cambridge from New York Fashion Week last week, and it was fun. Now, onto London Fashion Week. Here's hoping Kate doesn't actually want any new clothes OR that she goes CAPE CRAZY and drops thousands at Burberry. COME ON, KATE. YOU KNOW you want a long, dramatic cape. Do it for me. [Photos: Getty]