Noomi Rapace

Usually Noomi is a Noted Kook, and she's excellent at it, but this is just regular-flavor stellar.

Marsha Stephanie Blake

And so is THIS. Two strong suits off the top here.

FKA Twigs

And then to a birthday suit! This was credited by her stylist to a designer named Liza Keane, whose line BEAST says it does upcycled fashion 'and sometimes sculpture.' Is this... which IS this? I don't know if it's sculpture around her actual body or a dress printed to look like it's her body. I am assuming the latter. But truly... it could go either way. It feels very post-apocalyptic.

Caitriona Balfe

It's so smart to pick an orange bag to go with something that simple.

Everything here is in order.

Sophie Skelton

I feel about this dress much the way I feel about Brianna: Ehhhhhh, could we not have done better?

Richard Rankin

And I feel about this outfit the way I feel about Roger: We're missing some leading man chemistry here.

Zoey Deutch

Something about the way Zoey Deutch did her makeup for this is making her face look different -- like, it made me want to confirm that it's her (it is) so I looked at shots of her in NYC the day before. Here she is on Fallon; I think she just shaped her eyebrows differently and did the corners of her eyes much smokier, and it's tricking my eye. ANYWAY. It's a movie called "The Outfit" and I do indeed like her outfit.

with Dylan O'Brien

I like the dark buttons on his shirt. These are two people I am always surprised aren't more famous. His career got paused by that HORRIBLE accident while filming the second Maze Runner movie -- I believe it's somewhat of a miracle that he's okay now -- and I think she would benefit from more smart rom-coms, because she has good comedic timing. OOOH, though, she'd be a good Bex Porter... There, I solved it.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Oh, Maggie. What IS this? A long tunic and cropped slacks? (Yes, I said slacks, and I meant it.) In a VERY niche sidebar, I have said "Oh Maggie" every time I've seen this photo, and I always say it in the same voice Kevin Kline uses in Soapdish, when Sally Field knees him in the groin and then he has to hug her and try to finish the scene tenderly but he can barely breathe.

Andra Day

MILADY, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

Jordana Brewster

I keep looking for her navel, and being surprised I can't find it, before remembering it's fabric and not skin. And thank god for that, although I'd still have left this on the NO pile.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Is that lone sleeve a leeeeettle heavy? Perhaps. But I'm still fond of this.

Yaya DaCosta

This is all working for me, right down to the shoes, which seem like... interim slides, like they might wear on a TV show when they're shooting her close-up so she doesn't have to put on the painful heels.

Sutton Foster

That's a whole lot of business.

Kristin Chenoweth

But THAT is so bright that I legitimately squinted against it and might need sunglasses. She's a human highlighter.

Here's a Smörgåsbord: Noomi, Cheno, the Outlanders, and a Large Blue Hat

What ho, a lightbox dump!