Gemma Chan

It's unfortunate for Gemma that the man standing behind her is wearing a GLORIOUS cape. For me this is a blah idea in a fun color on a gorgeous person, so it lands in Not Memorable, But Not Abysmal Or Anything territory.

I do, however, enjoy her purse. Obviously.

Ellie Goulding

Meanwhile Ellie Goulding switched on the Christmas lights at Burlington Arcade with something called "OMEGA Bond House," to promote 007, and struck this exact pose the entire time.

Sincerely, you could have gotten a cardboard cutout of her and just plonked it in front of every backdrop you wanted.

Ooh, she VIGOROUSLY shook things up by leaning on a prop!

I understand feeling like you have a good side, but does her "good side" here also have to involve staring listlessly into a void?

Ellie Goulding in Maximilian Raynor

I cannot imagine that this looked any better on the hanger, so the decision to go all-in is a mystifying one.

Piper Perabo

This is our SECOND Perabo sighting in one day! AND with another perplexing arm situation! (Is there a coat dangling somewhere behind her, or are those JUST forearm warmers?) When it rains, it pours.

Dana Delany

Lord knows I appreciate a gold mini, but something about this entire ensemble screams "college student at the holiday party for her internship at Bloomingdale's."

Selma Blair

I appreciate her panache, but she looks like a paranoid circus ringmaster wearing a Kevlar vest.

Selma Blair in Siriano

Better, though I think I'd have kept the sheers above the waist. The rule of threes doesn't need to come into play EVERYwhere.

Leslie Jones in Siriano

I love this. She looks fab.

Kate Beckinsale in Siriano

I'll take it!

Alicia Silverstone in Siriano

This feels like an 'I'm testing out whether or not I want to try Dancing With The Stars' outfit.

Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli

They look GREAT, but I can see Samira's nipple cover, so she might have needed a little more boob tape up in there.

Jessica Hecht

I love color, and I like all three of these colors individually, but I think they are noxious together.

Cindy Bruna

It says a lot about how many naked outfits we see now that I looked at this and my eye went RIGHT to the ankle bracelets. Which look like actual thick gold bracelets she just decided to jam around her ankles. (The rest of it is absurd, like she made a skirt out of a table covering because she realized it NRJ Awards did not stand for "Nether Regions are the Jam."

Ed Sheeran

Ed has really stepped up his game and I appreciate it.

Clara Luciani

I assume this is the same one Leto wore (well, not the SAME same; I don't think they tore it off his back and mailed it to her). We are going to see them in a lot of colors, methinks, which... fine, but let's not do TOO much of a good thing?

Sonequa Martin-Green

This feels like something you'd see at Anthropologie, but as linen napkins, or something. That's not an insult. It's cute!

Sofia Carson

Pretty dress; it may have needed a red lip.

JoJo Siwa

Now THIS is what she should have worn to the AMAs, rather than the Prom-y black number. It's sparkly, colorful, and has personality, without being juvenile. I was sad she didn't win Dancing With The Stars -- but not really, actually, because if you're talking about the actual spirit of the show, Iman Shumpert deserved it. He turned in some incredible performances and he actually visibly developed each week. JoJo didn't have as far to go because of her past experience, but she and Jenna did a LOT for representation on that show and were consistently delightful to watch. So truly, nobody lost. Even though one of them lost.

Bits and Bobs We Missed: Gemma Chan, Selma Blair, and Some Boots with Ankle Bracelets

It's full!