Gabrielle Union in Prada

This is custom, so little surprise that it works so well on her. But it also has Prada hallmarks, like weird, distracting boob seams. And the color... she looks like a Liz Claibourne handbag from back in the day. So, yes, it works on her because she's Gabrielle Union, but I'm not sure it brings its own merits to the party.

Jeremy Pope

Cropped blazers are now popping up on dudes. This one has a whiff of a straitjacket about it, which... is suboptimal.

Noomi Rapace

I present the sequel to Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket," titled, "High Rise, Low Scarf."

Maria Bakalova

So it's like a wicker chair meets... nausea? Got it, got it.

Thuso Mbedu in GIambattista Valli

What a lovely skirt to go with her bandage project.

Ciara

... the boots are good?!? I am not sure she looks great with Debbie Harry's hair, though.

Kiernan Shipka, Kaitlyn Dever, Alexandra Daddario

I want all of these people to trade outfits. Alexandra's looks a bit too Teen at the Dance but it could work on Kiernan, and Kaitlyn's dress might be better on Alexandra, and... well, Kiernan's dress would look exactly this droopy on any of them and is vehemently NOT Kaitlyn Dever's style, so I guess we could just flip a coin for who gets stuck with it. Or one of them could knock out a fellow guest with a handbag, drag them into a closet, and leave them the pink dress, a bottle of Champs, and a very apologetic note.

Kelsea Ballerini in Giambattista Valli

Oh dear, this is WORSE than Kiernan's. How many guests are going to wake up stuffed into that closet with apologies and someone's discarded dress? I'm really suspicious of the pants in the background, too.

SWINTON

Simple and chic.

Janelle Monae in Sukeina

I was surprised to see that this is NOT a Chanel that's backfiring on itself. But I do think it's backfiring. It's a scrolldown for me.

Judy Greer

You know... I feel like the idea here is right, but it's like a month and a half too early for festive tartan, and also none of the pieces seem QUITE like they fit?

Eddie Redmayne

People were VERY unhappy with me for not liking Eddie's style the other day! But honestly, context is key, and for whatever reason he does not excite me so his experimental clothes always just seem to wear him. Good news: I enjoy this sweater, and would like to rub my hands on it and create a real static electricity problem. Bad news: The pants kind of bum me out.

Jessica Chastain

This is an intriguing color. Unfortunately I think she buttoned it in the dark, after too many martinis.

Naomi Watts

Well, I love this. And she manages to pop against that awesome and bright backdrop, too. Stripes is her skincare brand aimed at post-menopausal women. At least that's a SLIGHTLY different take than the other hundreds of celebrity skincare lines, where they claim that going to the dermatologist a lot has made them an expert in chemistry. Hey, I use my shower a lot; can I be a plumber?

Naomi clearly is taking that "Stripes" branding to its logical conclusion. I love this dress.

And it had a saucy surprise.

Michelle Monaghan

Remember how I did a wrapup post from the BFI festival? Yep. Missed a few. I don't know if this needed the slit, with everything else going on? That belt is divine though.

Anna Diop

YES. ABSOLUTELY.

Salma Hayek

I'm going to say no on the boots. They're just... blocks.

Amy Schumer

I didn't realize this was returning. I like her sweaterdress! Was it rainy in New York recently? I am wondering if her shoes and socks are some kind of concession to the weather; otherwise, they are another blocky thud at the bottom of an outfit.

Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox

You've probably seen this already, as it lit up the Internet a few weeks ago when it happened. But we hadn't shown it yet, and it warmed my heart. If it's not new to you, at least enjoy again.

Sniffle.

Jameela Jamil

This definitely tracks for ComicCon.

Oscar Isaac

If I look at this long enough, I can imagine that Oscar is very proud of me.

JoJo Siwa

I've just realized that I think JoJo Siwa might still look like this and wear this when she's 85. She'll be like Carol Channing. Or more recently, the delightful Maybelle Blair, who was promoting A League Of Their Own (which... please watch it; episode six was just... wow). This is not an insult, by the way. I will be dead by then, but I like knowing we're gonna have an awesome quirky broad out there kicking ass in 70 years.

Vanessa Redgrave, Joely Richardson, Daisy Bevan

They all went to the Roksanda show, where I assume everyone trod on Joely's scarf by accident. I like Daisy's coat.

Sophia Nomvete

EVERYONE's gonna have a dry cleaning bill from the damp pavement! Oh well. At least this is fun.

Golda Rosheuvel

This might be too fun.

Ellie Goulding

This almost looks like it's made of stretchy leotard material?!? But it's a lot more interesting and fun than Ellie's usual. She once went like half a year only wearing hideous sheer white things.

Perrie Edwards

I see the Prada logo on her bolo. Think they're claiming responsibility for this entire thing? They shouldn't.

Mel C

However, I love this. I am mentally adding feet to her and it's all great.

Aaron Dominguez

His lenses match his velvet! That's a feat. (If you're trying to place him, he was in S1 of Only Murders In The Building.)

Kylie Jenner

Someone ran a story about this photo that says, "Denim shoes are HERE TO STAY," which I hope jinxes them back out of existence. Specifically THESE denim shoes, which are really just... footie pant legs.

The Rock

You really get your promotional money's worth with this guy.

Nazanin Boniadi

Oooh, are we in Celebs Walking Around in Good Coats season?!?

Johnny Carmona

This man was at a theatre awards ceremony in Mexico, and I just wanted everyone to know that -- as From Justin To Kelly foretold -- he is in a SKIRT OF TIES that in fact is attached to a VEST OF TIES. It might be a FORMAL PINAFORE OF TIES.

Muriel Hernandez

Friends, I am discouraged.

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