NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 27: Zoey Deutch is seen in the East Village on July 27, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
This is vintage Moschino, although I don't have a year on it, so I don't know if they're being extra -- like, is this "vintage" but from 2018 -- or if it actually qualifies. I like it, but it's also so unsettling, like her stomach is sending out some kind of bat signal.
Zoey Deutch in Elie Saab
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Zoey Deutch
'Not Okay' film premiere, New York, USA - 28 Jul 2022
This greatly entertains me. She's like a monochrome peacock.
Zoey Deutch in Valentino
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Zoey Deutch
Searchlight Picture's 'Not Okay' Bustle Tastemaker Screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 25 Jul 2022
Wearing Valentino
Hard to argue with this little party dress. I hope the movie is good? Zoey is one of those actresses who I think is far better than the material she's getting.
Zoey Deutch
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 28: Zoey Deutch is seen in the East Village on July 28, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
But hair bow, boob bow, and shoe bows, plus the lace, is far too twee for me.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 27: Gugu Mbatha-Raw is seen out and about in Manhattan on July 27, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Robert Kamau/GC Images)
She is over here mixing patterns like it's easy. I'm flummoxed. I don't REALLY feel like they go together? But I also don't hate this at all. I guess that's the point of creative pattern-mixing. Thanks for working through that with me.
Eva Longoria in Maticevski
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US actress Eva Longoria, Honorary Ambassador of the event, poses for photographers upon arrival to Global Gift Charity Sala held at Melia Don Pepe Hotel in Marbella, Malaga, southern Spain, 23 July 2022.
Global Gift Charity Gala, Malaga, Spain - 23 Jul 2022
This gave me the giggles. It's the big vee of fabric when the rest of her skirt is sheer. It just sort of... it's so on-the-nose. Or on-the-V.
Taylour Paige
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 25: Taylour Paige attends the Lena Dunham's "Sharp Stick" premiere at Brain Dead Studios LA on July 25, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)
I love the dress pooling around her feet. It does that in every photo, no matter which way she's facing, so either it's a natural or someone carefully arranged it for her each time. She looks like a slowly, beautifully melting candle.
Lena Dunham, Luis Felber
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 25: Lena Dunham (R) and Luis Felber attend the Lena Dunham's "Sharp Stick" premiere at Brain Dead Studios LA on July 25, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)
Lena looks happy. And the 90s feel of this ensemble suits her.
Scott Speedman
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 25: Scott Speedman attends the Lena Dunham's "Sharp Stick" premiere at Brain Dead Studios LA on July 25, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)
Scott always looks so put-upon. His orange shirt is a good choice.
Jon Bernthal
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 25: Jon Bernthal attends the Lena Dunham's "Sharp Stick" premiere at Brain Dead Studios LA on July 25, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images)
I was very amused at all of the thirst for the star of "The Bear," and then when I got to Jon Bernthal's cameo, I was like, "Oh, did the Internet go up in flames when this first dropped?"
Justine Ndiba
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Justine Ndiba
PrettyLittleThing x Draya, Los Angeles, California, USA - 26 Jul 2022
Justine was the best part of her Love Island season, and I want better for her than this outfit. Then again, if there is one thing all Love Island contestants have in common, it's outfits that make my face hurt, so.
Gaia Wise, Greg Wise
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Gaia Wise and Greg Wise
'Sister Act' musical press night, Eventim Apollo, London, UK - 27 Jul 2022
Willoughby looks so proud to be there with his daughter! Her tartan suit is fun.
Jurnee Smollett-Bell
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Jurnee Smollett-Bell
Versace Odissea Sneaker Release, The Revery LA, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jul 2022
Wearing Versace
I hope that's not a thong, because OW. I hope it's more like those loops that keep your shirts and dresses on the hanger.
Taylour Paige
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Taylour Paige
Versace Odissea Sneaker Release, The Revery LA, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jul 2022
This sure is a lot. Her shoes are stressing me OUT.
Amber Midthunder
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Amber Midthunder
'Prey' UK Gala, Arrivals, London, UK - 26 Jul 2022
However, I love this SO MUCH. That fabric is beautiful.
Maria Bakalova
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Maria Bakalova
'Bodies, Bodies, Bodies' Q&A, Los Angeles, California, USA - 26 Jul 2022
"Should I have changed?" (I think she knows the answer.)
Shay Mitchell
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Shay Mitchell
Versace Odissea Sneaker Release, The Revery LA, Los Angeles, California, USA - 27 Jul 2022
Wearing Versace
It must be a real trip for these ladies from Pretty Little Liars to be like, "They're ALREADY rebooting our show???" Same with Gossip Girl, honestly. I hope the new PLL isn't as terrible as that one is.
Nell Hudson
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 26: Nell Hudson attends the French Connection 50th Anniversary party at The Vinyl Factory on July 26, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for French Connection)
Laoghaire from Outlander is looking a whole lot like someone who borrowed her boyfriend's jean-jacket because she ruined the the dress that went over her shapewear.