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Adjoa Andoh

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 08: Adjoa Andoh arrives at the Pride Of Britain Awards 2023 at Grosvenor House on October 08, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images)

We begin with Lady Danbury, in beautiful textile.

Arsema Thomas

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 10: Arsema Thomas attends the Harper's Bazaar Art Party, supported by Jaguar, on October 10, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Harper's Bazaar)

And here is the younger Lady Danbury at a totally different event, looking quite cool herself.

Charity Wakefield

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 10: Charity Wakefield attends the Harper's Bazaar Art Party, supported by Jaguar, on October 10, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Harper's Bazaar)

And then this is WACKY AS HELL, unbelievably busy and being done an accidental disservice by the fact that the room she's in is also chock full of distracting things. This, I think, could not be any worse. The brownish boob parts are just... Charity, so excellent on The Great, does not deserve this.

Mandy Moore

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 11: Mandy Moore is seen outside the "Today" show on October 11, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

Mandy looks cute, and like spiritually she's ready for the holiday season but weather-wise she's still in whatever weird-ass climate it is now, and must compromise.

Emma Stone

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 04: Emma Stone attends "Bleat" during the 61st New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on October 04, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for FLC)

That's... a coat on a coat, basically. This is so sad and beige.

Lauren Daigle

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 11: Lauren Daigle is seen in outside the "Today Sgow" on October 11, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

If she does not have an album of children's songs out, she should write one. That outfit is perfect for playing the ukulele in front of kindergarteners.

Olga Kurylenko

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 11: Olga Kurylenko attends the D'Argent Et De Sang" premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie on October 11, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/WireImage)

This is interesting. I keep thinking these don't really go together very well, and then admiring that she's made SUCH a valiant attempt to prove me wrong, with the shoes tying in the top, the lining on the rolled jacket sleeves matching the hue of the pants... I still think maybe the jacket is the sore thumb for me? Obviously other than the fact that I never LOVE tube tops, even fancy ones.

Ryan Reynolds and Debbie Gibson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 09: (L-R) Ryan Reynolds and Debbie Gibson attend the 2023 Bring Change To Mind Gala at City Winery on October 09, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

I hope Ryan and Debbie spoke only in her song lyrics. "The future only belongs to the future itself," he would intone, and she'd nod sagely and say, "And the future is electric youth."

Zawe Ashton

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 12: Zawe Ashton attends the press night after party for "Sunset Boulevard" at The Savoy Hotel on October 12, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is sort of interesting, and has a Gwen Christie feel to it. I wonder if they actually have similar tastes or if it's just this, but listen, if Iris Van Herpen wants to float Zawe some options just to test this out, she should.

James McAvoy

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 12: James McAvoy attends the press night after party for "Sunset Boulevard" at The Savoy Hotel on October 12, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

A budding silver fox here.

Abigail Spencer

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 06: Abigail Spencer attends Step Up's Annual Inspiration Awards 2023 at Skirball Cultural Center on October 06, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)

Did she belt a sack cloth and call it a shirt? She might have.

Morfydd Clark

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 12: Morfydd Clark attends the "Starve Acre" screening during the 67th BFI London Film Festival at BFI Southbank on October 12, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Alan Chapman/Dave Benett/WireImage)

Young Galadriel here IS wearing a dress that feels like someone looked at Cate Blanchett's various black lacy Armanis and then made the ABS By Allen Schwartz version.

Ashley Roberts

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Ashley Roberts attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

Now I welcome you to an awards event wherein several attendees wore similar black sheer outfits, to the point that I almost HOPE there was a memo or else the lack of imagination is real. Ashley here has decorated herself in fishing lures.

Jess Glynne

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Jess Glynne attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

Jess is dressed as a superhero named Captain Panty.

Alex Scott

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Alex Scott attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

And here's her best friend, Fishtail.

Harriet Rose

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Harriet Rose attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

This looks like someone's design sketch melted.

Myleene Klass

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Myleene Klass attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

From top to toe, I have notes. I'd like to start with who chose her foundation color.

Claire Richards

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Claire Richards attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

At least Myleene's bra fit.

Vick Hope

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Vick Hope attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

And then we have Vick, who is showing none of her own bod but a picture of someone else's. It's still thematic!

Dylan Mulvaney

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 11: Dylan Mulvaney attends the Attitude Awards 2023 at The Roundhouse on October 11, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

THAT'S more like it. That's the big finish I wanted for this post. Except...

Keith Urban, Dolly Parton and Eric Church

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE - OCTOBER 11: Keith Urban, Dolly Parton and Eric Church attend the 53rd Anniversary Nashville Songwriters Hall Of Fame Gala at Music City Center on October 11, 2023 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

... Dolly gets that spot.

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