1997
Lil' Kim has always been a beacon of subtlety in our times.
1999
I love how everyone in the background is looking in a different direction. That's a very kicky jumpsuit, honestly, and then you get the bobbing surprise. And the great thing about Lil' Kim is, she'd still wear this today. She has not been styled out of her wacky impulses.
2000
"I made this myself with specialty tape! And ripping it off will mean I don't need to pay my waxer! Win!"
2004
I remember being terribly afraid this was going to pop her boobs. SPOILER: It did not. But I guess it had to dig in to stay up, because that marginal neck sling wasn't up to the job on its own.
2005
"SURPRISE! I dress like I'm hosting The View now!!!!"
2006
"Whereas here, I am hosting The View of My Crotch. Have a nice day!"
2006
"What do you mean, wave my arms around? This thing is pushing my ribs out through my back. I can't wave ANYTHING."
2013
Well, at least she thoughtfully ventilated her heavy leather catsuit.
I am glad to report that -- as far as I know -- she did not impale herself anywhere tender with that heel.
2019
Can we get her on a single with Cher? Imagine THAT VMAs performance.