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Lil Nas X
MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022
This. Is. Amazing. He looks like the avenging angel of hair extensions. You treat them right, he blesses you. Treat them wrong and he comes for you and leaves bald patches in his wake.
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Lil Nas X
MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022
The rest of the time, HE WILL POSE. Seriously, he treated this carpet like a high-end photo shoot, and as a result half of the close-ups could be magazine covers and/or a full page inside photo next to a profile.
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Lil Nas X
MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022
This is pretty straightforward, but it would just look so funky with a masthead atop it.
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Lil Nas X arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J
2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022
Here, we have coy, but fit. It's the Men's Health cover they SHOULD do but probably will not because they're not fun enough.
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Lil Nas X arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J
2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022
This is Attractively Thoughtful, a thing that in my own life I cannot achieve due to my resting intenseface.
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Lil Nas X
MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022
But THIS is the best one, for me. It would make a wonderfully impish Esquire cover. It's a little bit hammy, a little bit knowing. He's a delight.
