L'Inconnue and Fjord Photocalls

Lea Seydoux

I'm honestly just starting with this photo because I found it compelling. Cannes, the sunglasses capital of Celebritydom.

Lea Seydoux

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Léa Seydoux poses during the "L'Inconnue" (The Unknown) photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

This is, from hair to suit, very cute. No one is going to get mad about this. I ASSUME.

Renate Reinsve

This is ALSO really kicky and very 90s. God bless those flat boots.

Niels Schneider in Louis Vuitton

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 19: Niels Schneider poses during the "L'Inconnue" (The Unknown) photocall at the 79th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 19, 2026 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Sponsored by Louis Vuitton (and Bob Dylan). This is overall pretty cool though -- and maybe he and Pedro Pascal should get gigs playing long-lost cousins.

Sebastian Stan

Sweetie honey baby darling...no. Not this time.