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# Lindsey Vonn and John Mayer Are Hawking Land Rovers Now?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lindsey-vonn-and-john-mayer-are-hawking-land-rovers-now-11-2019/
- Published: 2019-11-21T19:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2019-11-21T05:58:24.000Z
- Description: Huh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Neither of these two looks actively bad -- well, John could use new pants -- but what tickled me was just the random Mad Lib aspect of this event at all. It's a total Dartboard Party, where you take "\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_ present \_\_\_\_\_\_" and fill in the blanks by hurling tiny daggers at a board of choices. Like, *Chloe Kim* and *Carlos Santana* present *Swiffer WetJet*. Or *Rob Gronkowski* and *Kate Winslet* present *The Return of the McRib Sandwich*. *Carl Weathers* and *Jacob Tremblay* present *The Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale*. Et cetera.

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