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Halle Bailey in Miss Sohee

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213ab) Halle Bailey 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

I love her head -- that has the vibe of an old-school swim cap, but EXPENSIVE. It takes a very special head to carry that so well. And I like the idea of the gown... but for me the open sides and netting ruin it a little. I don't know. The execution isn't there.

Jonah Hauer-King and Halle Bailey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213af) Jonah Hauer-King and Halle Bailey 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

They DO make a handsome couple. Not trying to start any rumors -- it's just nice to see them supporting each other.

Daveed Diggs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212cb) Daveed Diggs 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

THE PATTERN IS BELT LOOPS. It's a whole lot of other things, too, but I definitely see belts and loops on his pants. HOW does he make this work as well as he does?

Melissa McCarthy in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213t) Melissa McCarthy 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

I know the wind took her dress to the side, but it's creating the oddest illusion with regard to the location of her feet. This is... fairly average, right? Nice color, a bit tent-y.

Simone Ashley in Victoria Beckham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212ab) Simone Ashley 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Well, it's... different for her, anyway? I can't really warm up to it, but at least she's experimenting. This feels like an ode to... beige kelp.

FLO

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213av) Flo 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

FLO is a British group, and one with TREMENDOUS faith in tape.

Jessica Alexander

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213s) Jessica Alexander 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Quoth the Raven, "Not while I'm MOLTING, God, can you just please give me a break?"

Sabrina Elba

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213as) Sabrina Elba 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Her head is great, but that dress is very banal. I find it's a real feast or famine ride with her, when it comes to clothes.

Jacob Tremblay, McKenna Grace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213au) Jacob Tremblay and Mackenna Grace 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Wait, are these two dating?!? Kid from Room and Young Carol Danvers?? I'M THE CRYPT KEEPER. (Love her dress.)

AJ Odudu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213ao) AJ Odudu 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

I wish Simone Ashley had gotten a look at this. Not that I begrudge AJ -- she looks great. I'm just often shopping, mentally, for Simone Ashley.

Tasha Ghouri

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Ash Knotek/Shutterstock (13914213bf) Tasha Ghouri 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

It is DEFINITELY bold to wear a dress that major, and that much like tentacles, when you are not in this movie.

'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212cf) Stefflon Don 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Once more, with feeling!

Nife

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212bw) Nife 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

This is sort of hilarious, though? The bodice doesn't look well made, but the hip part might be great.

Stanley Tucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212ag) Stanley Tucci 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212ag) Stanley Tucci 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

Clara Amfo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212a) Clara Amfo 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

This appears to be wrangling her JUUUUST enough.

Hayley Mills

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Veysey/Shutterstock (13914212av) Hayley Mills 'The Little Mermaid' film premiere, London, UK - 15 May 2023

ET VOILA! She looks wonderful. Can we get a Hayley Mills renaissance, please? Perhaps a role in Book Club 3?

Halle Bailey Wears Sparkly Fins at The Little Mermaid's London Debut
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