American musician Madonna performs onstage during the Live Aid benefit concert at Veteran's Stadium, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
There is something so wholesome about Madonna in flowered pants skipping around with a tambourine.
Freddie Mercury
British singer and songwriter Freddie Mercury of Queen performing on stage during Live Aid at Wembley Stadium, London, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
Queen's set is widely considered one of the best rock performances of all time. Bohemian Rhapsody invented that Freddie had just told the band he had HIV/AIDS, and that's why it was so great, but that didn't happen until 1987 and 1989, respectively. Anyway: What a loss.
George Michael
13th July 1985: British singer songwriter George Michael, lead singer of the pop group Wham!, at the Live Aid Concert in Wembley Stadium, London. (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
Speaking of losses! I had shots of him on-stage but you couldn't see his face as clearly as this lovely one of him watching other people.
Alison Moyet
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: Alison Moyet performs on stage at Live Aid, Wembley Stadium, on July 13th, 1985 in London, England. (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
Yay, Alison! "Only You" is one of my favorite '80s tunes -- it ALWAYS works on me in film and TV -- but she didn't sing that; she came out and duetted with Paul Young.
Alison Moyet and Paul Young
English singers Alison Moyet and Paul Young perform a duet at the Live Aid charity concert, Wembley Stadium, London, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
And HELLO MULLET. He sang "Every Time You Go Away" but NOT "Wherever I Lay My Hat, That's My Home." Because with those spikes, NO ONE believes he wears hats.
Martin Kemp
Spandau Ballet guitarist Martin Kemp performing during the Live Aid concert at Wembley Stadium in London, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)
UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: WEMBLEY STADIUM Photo of BONO, of U2, performing live onstage at Live Aid (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
HELLO, MULLET #3. This is, truly, the most resplendent one of all.
Ric Ocasek
Ric Ocasek of The Cars performs at Live Aid on July 13, 1985 (Photo by Paul Natkin/WireImage)
The Cars did, among other things, "Just What I Needed" and "Drive." I have been staring at this and cannot totally make out his head suit, but I feel relatively confident saying HELLO MULLET #4.
Duran Duran
(MANDATORY CREDIT Ebet Roberts/Getty Images) UNITED STATES - JULY 13: Photo of LIVE AID and DURAN DURAN; John Taylor, Simon Le Bon, Andy Taylor, performing live onstage at Live Aid (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)
I see you up there, John Taylor I Think, wearing MULLET #5. I'm just disappointed Simon had clipped his by now.
Mark Knopfler
UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: WEMBLEY STADIUM Photo of Mark KNOPFLER and LIVE AID and DIRE STRAITS, Mark Knopfler performing live onstage at Live Aid, playing Fender Stratocaster guitar, wearing headband (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
MULLET #6 is giving strong John McEnroe vibes. Dire Straits did "Money for Nothing" and "Sultans of Swing," and sadly NOT the theme to The Princess Bride because it did not exist yet.
Pete Townshend and Bob Geldof
UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: WEMBLEY STADIUM Photo of Pete TOWNSHEND and Bob GELDOF and LIVE AID, Pete Townshend and Bob Geldof, performing live onstage during Live Aid finale (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
Geldof up there, in MULLET #7, looks weirdly like Jerry Seinfeld.
Live Aid
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: Singers Sting (R) and Phil Collins perform at the Live Aid concert at Wembley Stadium in London, 13th July 1985. The concert raised funds for famine relief in Ethiopia. (Photo by Georges De Keerle/Getty Images)
Look how young Sting looks. And look how MULLET #8 Phil Collins looks.
Hall & Oates
John Oates (left) and Daryl Hall of the American R&B duo Hall & Oates, backstage during the Live Aid benefit concert at the John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Vinnie Zuffante/Getty Images)
I am giving this MULLET #9 status because I THINK the back is long enough and front short enough for it to have the right vibes. But this photo in general looks like two dudes who put on wigs and were like, "Um, yes, we are Hall & Oates. First names... Mr."
Howard Jones
UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 13: WEMBLEY Photo of LIVE AID and Howard JONES, at Live Aid (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
Hair-wise, MULLET #10, let me quote you back at you: Things can only get better.
Thompson Twins' Tom Bailey
New Wave musician Tom Bailey, of the English group Thompson Twins, plays guitar as he performs onstage during the Live Aid benefit concert at John F Kennedy Stadium, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
MULLET #11 is ROBUST.
Rick Springfield
American Rock musician Rick Springfield plays guitar as he performs onstage during the Live Aid benefit concert at Veteran's Stadium, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
MULLET #12 is looking pretty stringy in the back. Jesse's girl was never going to go fo that.
Chrissie Hynde
(MANDATORY CREDIT Ebet Roberts/Getty Images) UNITED STATES - JULY 13: Photo of LIVE AID and PRETENDERS; at Live Aid (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)
Does Chrissie's count? I'm not sure it does. Her eye outfit is hilarious. And I think she and Carrie Fisher were swapping hair notes at this point.
Neil Young
Neil Young at the JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Photo by Paul Natkin/WireImage)
Neil Young has always had an intense hair situation.
Joan Baez
(MANDATORY CREDIT Ebet Roberts/Getty Images) Joan Baez performing at Live Aid '85 at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on July 13, 1985. (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)
She did "Amazing Grace," which was probably beautiful.
Patti Labelle
(MANDATORY CREDIT Ebet Roberts/Getty Images) UNITED STATES - JULY 13: JFK STADIUM Photo of Patti LABELLE and LIVE AID, Patti LaBelle performing on stage at Live Aid (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)
Patti looks like she's wearing a hat, but I believe it's hair. IT'S A BEJEWELED HAIR HAT.
Sade
UNSPECIFIED - JULY 01: LIVE AID Photo of LIVE AID and SADE (Photo by Pete Still/Redferns)
Dear lord, she is gorgeous.
Tom Petty
Musician Tom Petty performing at 'Live Aid Concert' on July 13, 1985 at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)
Musician Tom Petty performing at 'Live Aid Concert' on July 13, 1985 at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Ron Galella, Ltd./)
Kenny Loggins
Kenny Loggins performs at Live Aid at Veteren's Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985 . (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
I am not sure if this is long enough in the back to be a mullet; I did a little extra research and the jury is still out. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. In other words, he's all right.
Billy Ocean
Singer Billy Ocean performs at Live Aid at Veteran's Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
If you are SURE you can hear him singing "Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car," you are SADLY WRONG. He sang "Loverboy" and "Caribbean Queen."
Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie performing on stage at Live Aid at Veteran's Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985. (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
He only came out to do the group performance of "We Are The World." Yes, it does seem wrong that he didn't do "Dancing On The Ceiling," but it ALSO didn't exist yet.
Cher
American singer and actress Cher, wearing a white vest with the Bundeswehr crest, attends the Live Aid benefit concert, held at the John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Vinnie Zuffante/Getty Images)
She also did "We Are The World" and otherwise just attended. She looks so CHILL.
Melissa Manchester
American singer-songwriter Melissa Manchester backstage during the Live Aid benefit concert, held at the John F Kennedy Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Vinnie Zuffante/Getty Images)
This whole thing screams 1985 so specifically, from the tips of her hair to the toes of her mismatched boots.
Bob Dylan
US singer Bob Dylan performs on stage during the first international live aid concert against hunger in Africa at the JFK stadium, in Philadelphia on July 13, 1985. (Photo by Frank MICELOTTA / AFP) (Photo by FRANK MICELOTTA/AFP via Getty Images)
Bob looks very cheery.
Bette Midler
US singer Bette Midler performs on stage during the first Live Aid concert at the JFK stadium, in Philadelphia on July 13, 1985. (Photo by Frank MICELOTTA / AFP) (Photo by FRANK MICELOTTA/AFP via Getty Images)
I believe Bette just emceed, which seems like a waste, but what do I know!
Tina Turner, Mick Jagger
US singer Tina Turner and British singer Mick Jagger perform on stage during the first Live Aid concert at the JFK stadium, in Philadelphia on July 13, 1985. (Photo by Frank MICELOTTA / AFP) (Photo by FRANK MICELOTTA/AFP via Getty Images)
I love this photo so much.
Black Sabbath
(MANDATORY CREDIT Ebet Roberts/Redferns) Ozzy Osbourne performing with Black Sabbath at Live Aid at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on July 13, 1985. (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)
Ozzy Osbourne looks kind of like he woke up ten minutes ago and was like, "Yup, good enough!" That is right on brand, in fact.
Ashford & Simpson
American Soul Duo Ashford and Simpson at Live Aid at Veteren's Stadium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July 13, 1985 . (Photo by Paul Natkin/Getty Images)
Matching dots AND sparkles? SOLD.
Paul McCartney And David Bowie
English musician Paul McCartney (L) and English singer- songwriter David Bowie backstage during the Live Aid concert at Wembley Stadium in London, England, 13th July 1985. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
Bowie did a set of his own, and then came out for "Let It Be" with McCartney. I THINK some of that was because Paul's mic broke and so people came out and chimed in to make it loud for the Wembley audience.