Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz in Loewe
Well, I guess Loewe is pitching voluminous trousers this season. Rachel's sweater is actually normal and fine, but this entire picture is delightful. He looks like your favorite mixed-media modern artist bringing his embarrassed daughter to a show.
Gemma Chan
Yes, those ARE pant-leg boots. Bootaloons of a whole different flavor.
Ruth Wilson in Loewe
This is so ... droopy. But Seussian, somehow.
Sophie Wilde
Ruth Wilson is in a wool coat, and Sophie is in a glorified summer scarf. She looks cute in it, though.
Greta Lee
The zipper on those pants is practically as long as the legs.
Emily Ratajkowski
She brought her adorable little son, and he is perfect, and also inside the venue seemed VERY unhappy with the flashbulbs. Poor muffin.
Josh O'Connor
He looks like he is sheepishly under arrest for wearing pants with pelvic pleats. And he knows he's guilty.
Naomi Ackie
I like her blazer.
Taylor Russell
Oh my God. Loewe has invented pants that are low-rise AND high-rise ALL AT ONCE. WE ARE IN HELL.
Florence Hunt
I like Ms. Bridgerton's sweater.
Ayo Edebiri
The long blazer with the gather in front reminds me of these jersey dresses they were selling at Intermix in the aughts. Or whenever that store was a thing.
Meg Ryan
The coat is neat, but I am staring at her crotch. SURELY not the outcome for which she would've hoped, but then, why would she have worn sweatpants with... I don't even know. Their own tapeworm?
Rachel Brosnahan
Jonathan Anderson must anticipate that in the next six months, we will be able to use our legs like parachutes.
Emma Mackey
This is just... very severe and kind of depressing.
Dan Levy
Sold! I like it.
Gal Gadot and Karlie Kloss
Once again, how can two people at the same event require COMPLETELY different amounts of leather.
Jeff Goldblum
Jeff made his wife wade here through the Paris sewers.