Pamela Anderson in Vivienne Westwood

She can barely see, but she's happy!

Christina Hendricks in Vivienen Westwood

Christina has gone full fortune-teller. And if somebody wanted to write her a show about that, I would be there.

Barbara Palvin in Vivienne Westwood

This looks like an accidental mashup that someone came up with at 3 a.m. and nobody had the heart to be like, "No."

Coco Rocha

At least one of the ends of that giant doorbell pull had better secretly be a purse.

Lena Mahfouf

That bodice is one thing that's SO identifiably Westwood.

Munroe Bergdorf

That's pretty fun. Pretty, and fun.

Issa Rae at Hermes

Issa looks as puzzled as I am about why she's standing next to a giant tumbleweed.

Janicza Bravo, Dianna Agron

And hay on the floor? I sincerely couldn't have attended this even if they wanted me there. My allergies would have gone wild.

LIly Allen

I guess that's what rich city folk would wear if they were gonna go out and do some farming.

Kylie Jenner in Schiaparelli

That fits her very well.

Michelle Yeoh in Schiaparelli

I wish we could see this better, but from what we had to pick from, they didn't offer a traditional photo set up and so it was just paparazzi-style out on the street.

Jared Leto in Schiaparelli

I really think he's going to become a Schiaparelli guy now that his bestie left Gucci.

Adele Exarchopoulos

She's usually a Louis Vuitton girl, so I hope she does branch out.

Ziwe in Loewe

Delightful.

Kris Jenner

Kris loves leather. She also has the same glasses Ziwe had on...

... which I decided to document for you in close-up. Much less weird than any eyewear Kanye would've given her (he used to make some) during his years with the family.

Jordan Roth

Jordan produces a lot for Broadway and always dresses for Maximum Bonkers, and we don't show him that often, but I couldn't resist here.

Emma Chamberlain

She looks sort of like a cartoon character. Not necessarily in a bad way.

Lena Mahfouf

She's got to be a Paris Fashion Week MVP. I feel like my life is downloading photos of her right now.

Emily Ratajkowski

Could be better, but could be SO much worse.

Jessie Buckley

BIG ditto.

Hari Nef

I guess shirts that look like they're on backward are a thing. I could, for way less money, just ACTUALLY put a shirt on backward.

Charli XCX

Looks comfy, but I am the most attracted to her shoes.

Naomi Ackie

"NO I will not show you what's on under my coat."

Liya Kebede

These are proportions only a model could wear.

Shailene Woodley

That brown denim is as pleasant an idea as dating Aaron Rodgers.

Patrick Gibson, Nico Parker, Shai

In case you doubted it was Mama Shai!

Lim Ji-yeon, Ayo Edebiri, Sophie Wilde, Rain Spencer

Those shades look good on all of them.

Pam Anderson Brought Her Hattitude to Vivienne Westwood

Plus: Loewe.