We come in hot with the bag shoes, and some fairly simple dresses that might make you wonder if this collection will be calm and normal. Reader, it won't be.
It's hard to see here what the hem is doing, so hit up the next slide and you'll see...
... that it is in the shape of a racecar. Like a child's novelty bed that you can wear.
Nips and moonboots. Just what I love to wear in the cold.
Oh did I forget to warn you about balloon SHOES? Oh yes, they're here too. Alongside what I'm calling Shark Neck.
And now BOOBMOUTH.
The fact that these balloon boobs are a taupe color makes it near enough to her flesh that I did jump a bit.
This is what happens when you play strip poker with a bunch of college mascots.
As if that print weren't dramatic enough, we ALSO get some balloon boobs for extra zest.
Please don't ask me to explain this.
And now we've got stirrup pants with trumpets.
Shriek.
Neunundneunzig Luftballons // Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont...
