It's like they're lulling you into submission here with this lead-off outfit.
The crotch-bunching on this catsuit is EPIC. It looks like the bottom of a balloon.
That's a reasonable coat. Don't worry. Things WILL get as unreasonable as promised.
I struggle to take mustaches seriously.
And BOOM. We have the outfits that are meant to parody poorly edited/tuned selfies.
It also looks like a swipe, doesn't it?
They will send that coat to Harry Styles.
A giant cardboard heart -- or whatever -- shoved up a shirt is the tip of the iceberg.
We have now crashed INTO the iceberg.
The balaclavas really made me laugh.
This reminds me of the movie Pret a Porter, where the designer sends all the models out naked.
Are those... purse shoes?
Reader, I cackled.
How does it feel to wear one's own nipples around one's collarbone? This man knows.
If you're wondering, YES, those are metal drains. They also stud many of the purses and some of the shoes. If the idea is that technology and the digital age are a drain, well, that's a tad literal.
If only Regina George had thought to turn her nip cutouts into tiny hearts.
I really fell for this one, until I noticed the subtle fabric wrinkling.
It's more obvious on this one, but I DID have a moment of wondering what was up with this torso skin.
It wouldn't be a tribute to the Internet without a cat doing something.
