This is PERFECT for walking and snacking. It's a standing lap desk.
This dress says, "It is a pandemic. Do not hug me."
"No I absolutely did NOT steal your to-go cheesecake from your table while you were in the bathroom, WHY would you think that."
"NO, of COURSE I have not seen the magazine rack from the lobby."
If you wear this, you owe us googly eyes on your kneecaps. You just do.
If it looks backward from the front, what do we think the other side is doing?!?
Bulletproof vests could be SO much more interesting.
When your skirt has a ponytail, and you're tired of it getting caught on stuff, just tie it around your shin.
So, I'm getting from this photo that maybe the sleeves here are not intended to be used as sleeves.
Oh yeah, they are DEFINITELY just decorative sleeves. Someone please write an essay about what it's like to wear this.
GOOGLY. EYES.
And then randomly, in the middle, they made something for Alexa Chung.
This is basically a peplum as a bodice, big pants, and the illusion of chaps. What I wouldn't give to have been at this show, watching everyone's faces.
Oh, and a surprise LEG HOLE. Just when you think there's nothing left to put in caps, THERE IS MORE.
If that's not a VR headset then I don't want to hear it.
Remember when I said there were see-through breastplates? I DID NOT LIE. MORE CAPS.
I have longed for the day when everyone in the world could watch in real time as my boobs began to sweat. Praise be.
